Old Organizations

Organizations that existed in the game on November 17, 1998 and some of the ones that existed previously. Note: Many organizations were destroyed on this date by Proposal 3724 which had an overbroad clause intended to wipe out some scam orgs which had been created recently (see the last three organizations on this page.)

Churches:


Justified Ancients of Mummu

Founded:
Church Dogma:

Mummu, god of chaos, dates back to the time of primitive Ackanomians who thought that Kansas was his face in the sky. We joined the secret organization known as the Illuminati, but we were kicked out over 100 years ago. Since then, we've constantly fought their -pseudo-anarchist, commie-right wing fundamentalist anarcho-socio-Kapitalist fascist agenda.

Church Policy:

All Priests may use organizational powers or make organizational actions. Any Priest who uses the word Hubert in any public message, other than the Founder, will be stripped of eir priesthood. E is still a lay member of the church, just not a Priest.

We have tolerated the onerous burden of these religious monsters for too long. It is time for the Workers and Warriors to rise up against the Theocracy. And JAM will spearhead this effort!

Church Policy:

All Priests may use organizational powers or make organizational actions. Any Priest who uses the word Hubert in any public message, other than the Founder, will be stripped of eir priesthood. E is still a lay member of the church, just not a Priest.

Membership:

Feuding with the Religious Caste
Has a Quasi-Open Membership Policy

The Church of Azpiazu

Founded:
Church Dogma

Membership:


The Church of banna

Founded:
Church Dogma:

All those who do not know the nature of banna are to be pitied. All members of the Church of banna know the nature of banna.

Membership:

Has a Secret Laboratory.
Has an Excavation Permit.


The Church of Odo on the Wormhole

Founded:
Church Dogma:

Unknown.

Membership:

Feuding with the Senate


The Church of the Book of Chorg

Founded:
Church Dogma:

The Spellbook of Chorg is Holy. It is impermissible for Unbelievers posses the Holy Book; church members are permitted to Sneer at such entities. Only by reading from the Holy Book can one achieve True Enlightenment.

Membership:

Has a Secret Laboratory


The Church of the Good Ballot Stuffer

Founded:
Church Dogma:

Unknown.

Membership:

Is a Member of MetaMorph

The Church of the Markovian Dream

Founded:
Church Dogma

Membership:


The Church to the Evil Ballot Stuffer

Founded:
Church Dogma

Membership:

Has a Secret Laboratory (Nov)


The Church of the Righteous Loophold Surfers (disbanded)

Information on this church is missing. Seems to associated with Guy Fawkes.
Church Dogma

The Cult of Seleya

Founded:
Church Dogma

Membership:


The Order of the Razor Boomerang

Founded:
Church Dogma:

The Church dogma is a pregnant Doberman.

Membership:


They Might Be About to Win a Cycle

Founded:
Church Dogma:

an angry beagle who ate Schrodinger's Cat

Church Policy:

Whenever They Might Be About to Win a Cycle has any members, it changes its policy by swapping the first occurrences of the words 'golden' and 'frog' that occur within it. Whenever the first occurrence of 'golden' within They Might Be About to Win a Cycle church policy comes before the first occurrence of 'frog', no member of the church may donate a trinket worth A$17 to the church. Whenever the first occurrence of 'frog' within They Might Be About to Win a Cycle church policy comes before the first occurrence of 'golden', members should donate all trinkets they own worth A$17 to They Might Be About to Win a Cycle. The Founder of They Might Be About to Win a Cycle may change church policy as a puclic action.

Membership:


Political Parties:


Anti-Voting Preservationist Party (AVPP)

Founded: 04-Aug-99
Political Doctrine:

We shall always vote No to proposals that attempt to repeal anti-voting. While we do not necessarily feel that anti-voting is always an appropriate course of action, we uphold the right of every Ackan citizen to anti-vote and gain points by doing so.

Membership:

Has a Open membership policy

BAKER (the Benevolent AcKanomic Economic Reconstruction Party) (disbanded)

Official Charter
Members:

IdiotBoy (Matt Miller)
Narf (Joshua Nave)

IdiotBoy is BAKER's Dozen.


FOOZBALL (The Fraternal Order of Zebraic Bison And Leprous Llamas) (disbanded)

Official Charter
Official Homepage of Permanent Vacation
Members:

Robert Sevin (Mitchell Harding) (on vacation)
chess piece face (Paul Swan) (on vacation)
Simon Marty Harriman (Andy Swan) (on vacation)
Robert Sevin is the Swinger for FOOZBALL.


The FUN Party (disbanded)

Official Charter
Members:

Bascule (Matt Black)
Calvin N Hobbes (Thierry Joffrain)
Malenkai (Randy Hall)
Bascule is the Swinger for FUN.


Giant Objectionable Potato

Founded:

Membership:


HARF

Founded:
Political Doctrine

Membership:


Klingon

Founded:
Political Doctrine

Membership:


MetaMorph

Founded:

Membership:

Has a More Than Human

NOBS (disbanded)

Official Charter
Members:

/dev/joe (Joseph DeVincentis)
ThinMan (John Bollinger)
Kelly Martin (Kelly Martin)
pTang1001001sos (Mark Nau)
/dev/joe is the Swinger for Nobs.


The (None Yet) Party (disbanded)

Renamed by P2097 to Munchkin Haven
Official Charter
Members:

mr cwm (Eric Murray)
Chaos (Jason Orendorff)
Mohammed is (None Yet)'s Swinger.


OoMPAPaH (Organisation of Monarchist People Approving Hereditary Peerage and Honours) (disbanded)

Official Charter
Members:

fon (Adrian Smith)

Popular Stability Party (disbanded)

Official Charter
Members:


Quorum Party (disbanded)

Official Charter
Official Quorum Party Homepage
Members:

Dr McSpong (Julian Richardson)
The Governor (Dan Marsh)

SPAM

Founded:
Political Doctrine

Membership:

Feuding with the Senate

The Razor Boomerangs

Founded:
Political Doctrine:

Big Tent: January 13th 1998

Membership:

Has a More Than Human
Has an Excavation Permit

Underworld (disbanded)

Official Charter
Members:

Wayne (Wayne Sheppard)
Techno (Jerome Herrman)
Wayne is the Party Boss of Underworld.
Techno is the Swinger for Underworld


Vulcan

Founded:
Political Doctrine

Membership:

Has a Secret Laboratory

Societies:


Aaronic League

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American Gladiator

Founded:

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Has a Communist Single Player membership policy

Arf wif eir ead

Founded:

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Has a Communist Single Player membership policy

Fun With Numbers

Founded:

Membership:

Has a Communist Single Player membership policy

Kerplunk, kerplunk III

Founded:

Membership:


Religious Nutcase

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RexBank

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Sapphire Dressing Gowns

Founded:

Membership:

Has a Communist Single Player membership policy

SHEEP

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Shell#10

Founded:

Membership:

Has a Secret Laboratory (Nov)

The Adverse Adepts

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The Great Museum Robbers

Founded:

Membership:

Has a Communist Single Player membership policy

The Moral Kiosk

Founded:

Membership:

Has a Secret Laboratory (Nov)

The Player Sanctioned Organization Preservation Society

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The Thieves' Guild

Founded:

Membership:

Has a Communist Single Player membership policy

The Treasure-Hunting League

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The Twits

Founded:

Membership:

Has a Communist Single Player membership policy

They Might Be Slumbering Giants

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Way too tired to think of a good name

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Has a Communist Single Player membership policy

We pissed on a fence and found out that it was electrified

Founded:

Membership:

Has a Communist Single Player membership policy

We threw gas on the fire, and now we have stumps for arms

Founded:

Membership:

Has a Communist Single Player membership policy

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