Radio Free Nomic

BinaryBoy

• is a Citizen
• is dead
• has 0 points
• owns 518 donuts
• owns 17 biscuits
• owns a Digital Wristwatch of Playership
• member of The Libertarian Party of RFN

CowBoy

• A Regular Don Juan
• The Holder of this Title
• Supreme Court Judge
• Law Talking Guy
• is a Citizen
• has 30 points
• owns 92 donuts
• owns 5 Wise Moon Apples
• owns $50
• owns a Digital Wristwatch of Playership
• owns a Digital Wristwatch of a vote
• member of The Army of the Twelve Monkeys
• founder of The Libertarian Party of RFN

EnoBoy

• Grand Overlord of the Major Cycle of the Surfer Rosa
• Inventive Genius
• The Bill Gates of RFN
• is the Speaker
• has 0 points
• owns 3010 donuts
• owns 1 Wise Moon Apple
• owns $66
• owns a Digital Wristwatch of Playership
• owns a Digital Wristwatch of a vote
• owns the Gelatinous Wristwatch
• founder of The Rule 202 Society

PlateBoy

• is a Citizen
• is dead
• has 0 points
• owns 561 donuts
• owns 6 Wise Moon Apples
• owns a Digital Wristwatch of Playership
• owns a Digital Wristwatch of a vote
• member of The Army of the Twelve Monkeys
• loves the pixies

RocketMagnet

• is a Citizen
• has 0 points
• owns 500 donuts
• owns 30 Wise Moon Apples
• owns a Digital Wristwatch of Playership
• owns a Digital Wristwatch of a vote

ShitBoy

• is a Citizen
• is dead
• has 0 points
• owns 4 donuts
• owns 104 biscuits
• owns a Digital Wristwatch of Playership
• owns a Digital Wristwatch of a vote
• owns a pair of Useless Pants
• owns a pair of Pants of Musical Ineptitude
• founder of All the libertarians are ignorant arseholes.

SlackerBoy

• Grand Pedantic Wizard
• is a Citizen
• is the Stuff-Meister
• has 0 points
• owns 2228 donuts
• owns the Sceptre of Pedantry
• owns 61 Wise Moon Apples
• owns a Digital Wristwatch of Playership
• owns a Digital Wristwatch of a vote
• founder of The Army of the Twelve Monkeys
• member of The Rule 202 Society
• won the game (but it didn't end)

SpindleBoy

• The Fastest Gun in RFN
• is Poory than the Bill Gates of RFN
• is a Citizen
• is the JellyBaby
• is the MixMaster
• has 60 points
• owns 4197 donuts
• owns 10 Wise Moon Apples
• owns $33
• owns a Digital Wristwatch of Playership
• owns a Digital Wristwatch of a vote
• member of The Army of the Twelve Monkeys
• member of The Libertarian Party of RFN

Tic0

• Pioneer of Aerodynamics
• is a Citizen
• is a Vegetable (until 21/4/2048)
• is dead
• has 0 points
• owns 55 donuts
• owns 20 biscuits
• owns a Digital Wristwatch of Playership
• owns a Digital Wristwatch of a vote

10 Electric Ants

• named Electric Ant n (where n is 1-10)
• are non-player voters
• are second-class citizens

The Donut Warehouse

• owns 88835 donuts
• owns $517

The Voting Whore

• is a non-player voter

An infinite number of Game Mechanics

• each own a Game Spanner
• are gnomes
• collect underpants

The Karma Police

• arrest this girl
• her hitler hairdo
• is making me feel ill and
• we have crashed her party

The Big Giant Stomping Foot of Death

• is in (1,2)
• [take this link to the map]

The RFN Jukebox

• is helpfully maintained elsewhere by SpindleBoy.