| Item | Effect |
|---|
| Oven Mitt | The target player catches the oven mitt and keeps it. |
| Narf | The narf transforms into a Hippopottamus so fat that it pushes all players on the target square ahead one square |
| Bork | If the target player has a dark cookie, the bork boomerangs back to the player who threw it along with the dark cookie. If the target player has a light cookie, the bork boomerangs back to the player who threw it along with the light cookie. |
| Dark Cookie | The dark cookie explodes, causing the target player to lose 10 hit points |
| Light Cookie | The target player gains 10 hit points |