Subject: ackanomic Digest V4 #235
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Date: Thu, 02 Sep 1999 00:00:02 -0400 (EDT)

ackanomic Digest	Wednesday, September 01 1999	Volume: 04  Issue: 235

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From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Attention Foul Emperor
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 03:14:13 -0400 (EDT)

I belt my dueling sabre around my waist (what? you didn't know I had a
dueling sabre?? Shame on you).   I then stride boldly to the town hall
steps and post the following notification there on the board for
registering duels to make them all legal and such.

                               ATTENTION!

       On behalf of the most noble mountain of Ackanomic, K 2, I,
       Red  Mao Gang, hereby notify Emperor Ai! Pedrito!, in  due
       accord  with the rules and  regulations regarding  dueling
       within  the environs of Ackanomic, that his  rhetoric  and
       blatantly  anti-canadian and anti-agoran and anti-kind and
       anti-amicable ways have not gone unnoticed.   In fact they
       have been so well noticed that the usually charitable  and
       forgiving  K 2  has seen fit to take Justice (as befits  a
       Justice  of his stature) into his own hands and  challenge
       you  to a Duel.   Please respond  appropriately  and  have
       your  second  make  all   due   haste  in  answering  this
       challenge  to your honor.   We eagerly await  your  reply.

                               ATTENTION!

--JT

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From: Matt Miller <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: On Appeals
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 17:43:17 -0400 (EDT)

Has the status of the Appeals of CFCJs been straightened out?  Has
else...if's appeal been properly filed and assigned?

Grazi!
IB

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From: Matt Miller <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: KERPOW!
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 17:56:22 -0400 (EDT)

I lower my proposal characteristic by 1 and receive A$800.
I lower my proposal characteristic by 1 and receive A$800.

(Net effect, +A$1600, PC = 2)

I go to Ye Olde Mining Shop.

I purchase 2 pick axes (A$40)
I purchase 2 shovels (A$20)
I purchase 10 sticks of dynamite (A$450)
I purchase 2 hard hats (A$10)
I purchase 4 blue canaries (A$40)

I go to wherever rufus is currently panhandling.  I give rufus a pick axe,
a shovel, 5 sticks of dynamite, a hard hat and 2 blue canaries.

I go to the Lonely Mountain.
I mine the Lonely Mountain for its wonderous ores.

I go to the AIGR.  (You knew this was coming, didn't you?)
I purchase 10 extra heads (A$500).

IB

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From: [email-masked]
Subject: Acka: Treasure!
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 18:08:17 -0400 (EDT)

I create a trinket valued at A$100 called "Just Reward" with
the description: "No, seriously, it's just your reward."

I bury Just Reward and the SausageMobile as Treasure.

I reveal the following clue to the map:

"It's like a giant game of Simon Says!"

IB

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Subject: Acka: Zap!
From: Joseph DeVincentis <[email-masked]>
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 18:47:57 -0400 (EDT)

I zap rufus.

/dev/joe

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From: Alexandre Owen Muniz <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Treasure!
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 19:36:29 -0400 (EDT)

[email-masked] wrote:
> 
> I create a trinket valued at A$100 called "Just Reward" with
> the description: "No, seriously, it's just your reward."
> 
> I bury Just Reward and the SausageMobile as Treasure.
> 
> I reveal the following clue to the map:
> 
> "It's like a giant game of Simon Says!"
> 

Simon says two-star has found the treasure.

I go to the library. I do not enter *that* room. I go home.

**two-star

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From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Treasure!
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 19:39:10 -0400 (EDT)

On Wed, 1 Sep 1999, Alexandre Owen Muniz wrote:
> Simon says two-star has found the treasure.
> 
> I go to the library. I do not enter *that* room. I go home.

However, it is the next month.   I go to the Library, and I *do* enter
*that* room.  I then return home happy.

--JT

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From: Matt Miller <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Treasure!
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 19:45:27 -0400 (EDT)

On Wed, 1 Sep 1999, Alexandre Owen Muniz wrote:

> [email-masked] wrote:
> > 
> > I create a trinket valued at A$100 called "Just Reward" with
> > the description: "No, seriously, it's just your reward."
> > 
> > I bury Just Reward and the SausageMobile as Treasure.
> > 
> > I reveal the following clue to the map:
> > 
> > "It's like a giant game of Simon Says!"
> > 
> 
> Simon says two-star has found the treasure.

I didn't think Simon was allowed to lie!

IB
Simone

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From: Matt Miller <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Dawgy!
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 20:34:15 -0400 (EDT)

Red Rover, Red Rover, send 404 Not Found over!

IB

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From: Gabe Drummond-Cole <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: On Appeals
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 22:41:20 -0400 (EDT)

At 05:43 PM 9/1/99 -0400, you wrote:
>Has the status of the Appeals of CFCJs been straightened out?  

Yes.

>else...if's appeal been properly filed and assigned?

Yes.

-- Emperor Ai! Pedrito! B(Scam)
DeeJay * Dungeon Master * Herald * Rule-Harfer
 Crazy French-Scotsman * Student (Scamology)

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From: David Scheidt <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: KERPOW!
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 23:46:19 -0400 (EDT)

On Wed, 1 Sep 1999, Matt Miller wrote:

> I go to wherever rufus is currently panhandling.  I give rufus a pick axe,
> a shovel, 5 sticks of dynamite, a hard hat and 2 blue canaries.

Yowzers!
  thanks IdiotBoy!
> 
> I go to the Lonely Mountain.
> I mine the Lonely Mountain for its wonderous ores.

A plan, my man a Plan!

fusufus

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From: David Scheidt <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Zap!
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 1999 23:46:45 -0400 (EDT)

On Wed, 1 Sep 1999, Joseph DeVincentis wrote:

> I zap rufus.

Thanks, Joe!

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