Subject: ackanomic digest V3 #414
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ackanomic digest      Tuesday, November 17 1998      Volume 03 : Number 414

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 12:09:52 -0500 (EST)
From: "Joseph W. DeVincentis" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Proposal 3724 accepted

> Proposal 3724
> 
> Votes: 19/28 (11 YES votes): Quorum met
> Yes votes: 12/19: proposal accepted

For this proposal, Slakko privately e-mailed me to cast a bonus vote YES
early this morning.  The proposal still passes.

/dev/joe
Tabulator

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 12:38:19 -0500 (EST)
From: "Duncan C. \"Slakko\" Richer" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Illuminatus page

On Tue, 17 Nov 1998, JT wrote:

> On Tue, 17 Nov 1998, John Frederic Mc Coy wrote:
> >We'll probably have to impeach him.
> 
> Nope.
> 
> Since you're all gonna be that way, I hereby start a call for agenda
> submissions.
> 
> Submission period is 1 week from today.
> 
> You do realize that this could result in too many hats/conditions being
> out there since during *this* submission phase (assuming I wasn't
> illuminatus) I could submit 3, and then during the one for next cycle I
> could also submit 3 and that's just broken.

Yes, but I *like* that particular break in the rules.  Makes the Agenda
conditions *much* more fun.

- -- 
Duncan C. "Slakko" Richer - http://www.dpmms.cam.ac.uk/~dcr24/
Queens' College Cambridge, 2nd Year Ph.D. (Pure Maths) - Graph Theory
Ackanomic - Web-Harfer, ChessUmpire, Map-Harfer, Clerk of the Court

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 13:06:38 -0500 (EST)
From: Gabe Drummond-Cole <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: If only I could REALLY punish you

As is my privilege as dungeon master, I lower K 2's intelligence
characteristic by 1.

- --Pol Pot

Butthead -- Crazy French Scotsman -- Daring Adventurer -- Dungeon Master
- --  Really Weird --  Rule-Harfer -- Warrior Caste

Memo to myself: Do the dumb things you gotta do.  Touch the puppet head.
Over 50% of all voting players have a rebelliousness of "on"
Happy! Happy! Happy!
I'm on fire!
To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir I've been around
I wish to join all pseudofounded organizations
I vote no on all outstanding IPs
I remove myself from the CFJ ineligibility list
I put myself in the mentor pool
I go home

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 13:21:45 -0500 (EST)
From: K 2 <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: If only... REALLY (Wallace)

I'm calling a Stoning against Pol Pot for this message which clearly doesn't
contain a stone quote.

Wallace - take it away :)

K 2

Gabe Drummond-Cole wrote:

> As is my privilege as dungeon master, I lower K 2's intelligence
> characteristic by 1.
>
> --Pol Pot
>
> Butthead -- Crazy French Scotsman -- Daring Adventurer -- Dungeon Master
> --  Really Weird --  Rule-Harfer -- Warrior Caste
>
> Memo to myself: Do the dumb things you gotta do.  Touch the puppet head.
> Over 50% of all voting players have a rebelliousness of "on"
> Happy! Happy! Happy!
> I'm on fire!
> To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir I've been around
> I wish to join all pseudofounded organizations
> I vote no on all outstanding IPs
> I remove myself from the CFJ ineligibility list
> I put myself in the mentor pool
> I go home

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 13:26:46 -0500 (EST)
From: AARON KEESLER <[email-masked]>
Subject: RE: Acka: If only... REALLY (Wallace)

Um, ok.  I am the Hearing Harfer for this Hearing as well.  This is also
an Extremely Silly matter.  The valid responses are, once again, "No, I
live in a glass house.  Plus I'm not without sin." (valid), or "Hey man,
look at all the pretty colors!!" (invalid)

Reply to this message to vote.

>-----Original Message-----
>From:	K 2 [SMTP:[email-masked]]
>Sent:	Tuesday, November 17, 1998 12:22 PM
>To:	[email-masked]
>Subject:	Acka: If only... REALLY (Wallace)
>
>I'm calling a Stoning against Pol Pot for this message which clearly doesn't
>contain a stone quote.
>
>Wallace - take it away :)
>
>K 2
>
>Gabe Drummond-Cole wrote:
>
>> As is my privilege as dungeon master, I lower K 2's intelligence
>> characteristic by 1.
>>
>> --Pol Pot
>>
>> Butthead -- Crazy French Scotsman -- Daring Adventurer -- Dungeon Master
>> --  Really Weird --  Rule-Harfer -- Warrior Caste
>>
>> Memo to myself: Do the dumb things you gotta do.  Touch the puppet head.
>> Over 50% of all voting players have a rebelliousness of "on"
>> Happy! Happy! Happy!
>> I'm on fire!
>> To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir I've been around
>> I wish to join all pseudofounded organizations
>> I vote no on all outstanding IPs
>> I remove myself from the CFJ ineligibility list
>> I put myself in the mentor pool
>> I go home
>

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 13:27:57 -0500 (EST)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: If only... REALLY (Wallace)

On Tue, 17 Nov 1998, K 2 wrote:
>I'm calling a Stoning against Pol Pot for this message which clearly doesn't
>contain a stone quote.

Pol Pot isn't stoned and therefore a stoning cannot be called against him.

- --JT
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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 13:50:11 -0500 (EST)
From: Gabe Drummond-Cole <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: go back to not voting

You realize, I hope, that with the passage of 3724, the following
organizations are summarily destroyed:

The Order of the Razor Boomerangs (HS 100% with The Razor Boomerangs)
The Church to the EBS (HS 100% with Klingon, HS 100% with SPAM)
The Twits:
(Membership:
*Alfvaen
*TGR
*JT
*K2
*Gromit
*smallpox
*rufus
*slakko
*pol pot)

H sim of 100% with Kerplunk Kerplunk III (TGR, Slakko, rufus, Gromit)
Shell 10 (K2, Alfvaen, Gromit)
Fun With Numbers (JT, Pol Pot, Gromit)
RexBank (smallpox)

and many more!!!!

YOU IDIOTS DESTROYED EM ALL!!!!!!

- --Pol Pot

Butthead -- Crazy French Scotsman -- Daring Adventurer -- Dungeon Master
- --  Really Weird --  Rule-Harfer -- Warrior Caste

Memo to myself: Do the dumb things you gotta do.  Touch the puppet head.
Over 50% of all voting players have a rebelliousness of "on"
Happy! Happy! Happy!
I'm on fire!
To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir I've been around
I wish to join all pseudofounded organizations
I vote no on all outstanding IPs
I remove myself from the CFJ ineligibility list
I put myself in the mentor pool
I go home

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 14:01:55 -0500 (EST)
From: Matt Miller <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: go back to not voting

On Tue, 17 Nov 1998, Gabe Drummond-Cole wrote:

> and many more!!!!
> 
> YOU IDIOTS DESTROYED EM ALL!!!!!!
> 

I hope we're all proud of ourselves.

IB
proud of hisself

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 14:12:54 -0500 (EST)
From: Gabe Drummond-Cole <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: go back to not voting

Oh look... all members of the Senate and the Grey Council are removed
too...  Why did we repeal DoppleSlakko?

- --Pol Pot

Butthead -- Crazy French Scotsman -- Daring Adventurer -- Dungeon Master
- --  Really Weird --  Rule-Harfer -- No Caste thanks to Prop 3724

Memo to myself: Do the dumb things you gotta do.  Touch the puppet head.
Over 50% of all voting players have a rebelliousness of "on"
Happy! Happy! Happy!
I'm on fire!
To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir I've been around
I wish to join all pseudofounded organizations
I vote no on all outstanding IPs
I remove myself from the CFJ ineligibility list
I put myself in the mentor pool
I go home

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 14:22:14 -0500 (EST)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: go back to not voting

On Tue, 17 Nov 1998, Gabe Drummond-Cole wrote:
>Oh look... all members of the Senate and the Grey Council are removed
>too...  Why did we repeal DoppleSlakko?

Hey, I know..let's debunk K 2.

- --JT

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 19:09:24 -0500 (EST)
From: Gabe Drummond-Cole <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: some stuff

I change my caste to Worker

- --Pol Pot

Butthead -- Crazy French Scotsman -- Daring Adventurer -- Dungeon Master
- --  Really Weird --  Rule-Harfer -- Worker Caste

Memo to myself: Do the dumb things you gotta do.  Touch the puppet head.
Over 50% of all voting players have a rebelliousness of "on"
Happy! Happy! Happy!
I'm on fire!
To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir I've been around
I wish to join all pseudofounded organizations
I vote no on all outstanding IPs
I remove myself from the CFJ ineligibility list
I put myself in the mentor pool
I go home

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 19:12:55 -0500 (EST)
From: "Joseph W. DeVincentis" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Organizational Nightmare

{{All players who are members of an Organisation, excluding political
parties,  with a H Similarity with another organisation of greater than
75% are simultaneously removed from those organisations. }}

That little bit of text from P3724 destroyed the great majority of orgs in
existence this morning.

Note that the sentence above puts the "excluding political parties"
restriction only on the first mention of organizations above, so an org
with >75% H similarity to a party still has all its members removed, and
since the last part says "*those* organizations" the players in both are
removed from the party as well.

Summary:
This is based on K2's org page, with the corrections noted by Pol Pot
that Way too tired to think of a name contains JT, not The Green Ripper,
and Arf wif eir ead contains Pol Pot and only contains saaremaa once :-)

The following non-party organizations remain:

The Church of the GBS
The Church of Banna
Religious Caste
Church of the Markovian Dream

Some other rule-defined orgs also remain but all their members have been
removed.

The following parties remain, with these memberships:

Anti-Voting Preservation Party (untouched)
Metamorph (untouched)
Razor Boomerangs: Gromit
Vulcan: saaremaa
GOP (untouched)

Long report:
This lists each organization and the orgs it is >75% H similar to.
Except for parties, all orgs so similar to any other org were destroyed.
Parties lose all members in any other non-party org >75% H similar to
them.

Warrior Caste: ['AJ', 'Pol Pot', 'Calvin N Hobbes', 'Gromit', 'J. M. Bear',
  'JT', 'K 2', 'smallpox blanket', 'Rig R. Mortis', 'Robin Hood', 'Wallace']
1.0 H similarity with Sapphire Dressing Gowns
1.0 H similarity with RexBank

Thieves guild: ['/dev/joe', 'JT', 'Pol Pot']
1.0 H similarity with We pissed on a fence
1.0 H similarity with Fun With Numbers
1.0 H similarity with TMB about to win a cycle
1.0 H similarity with JAM
1.0 H similarity with Great Museum Robbers
1.0 H similarity with Arf wif eir ead
1.0 H similarity with Way too tired...

PSOPS: ['/dev/joe', 'Slakko', 'ThinMan', 'two-star']
1.0 H similarity with cult of Seleya

Church of the GBS: ['Gromit', 'Alfvaen', 'Ethelred', 'IdiotBoy',
  '404 Not Found', 'The Green Ripper']

Kerplunk kerplunk III: ['Gromit', 'rufus', 'Slakko', 'The Green Ripper']
1.0 H similarity with Twits
1.0 H similarity with Religious Nutcase

Order of the razor boomerang: ['The Green Ripper', '404 Not Found', 'JT']
1.0 H similarity with *PARTY* Razor Boomerangs

Shell #10: ['Gromit', 'Alfvaen', 'K 2']
1.0 H similarity with Twits

Aaronic League: ['Alfvaen', 'Wallace']
1.0 H similarity with Church of Azpiazu
1.0 H similarity with Treasure Hunting League

Church of Odo on the Wormhole: ['Niccolo Flychuck', 'Slakko', 'Robert Sevin',
  'IdiotBoy', 'Gromit', 'Wild Card']
0.8 H similarity with SHEEP
1.0 H similarity with Religious Nutcase

We pissed on a fence: ['r-attila the farce', '/dev/joe', 'JT', 'Pol Pot']
1.0 H similarity with Thieves guild
1.0 H similarity with Fun With Numbers
1.0 H similarity with Great Museum Robbers
1.0 H similarity with Way too tired...

SHEEP: ['IdiotBoy', 'Gromit', 'Niccolo Flychuck', 'Slakko', 'ThinMan']
0.8 H similarity with Church of Odo on the Wormhole
1.0 H similarity with Religious Nutcase

Fun With Numbers: ['/dev/joe', 'JT', 'Pol Pot']
1.0 H similarity with Thieves guild
1.0 H similarity with We pissed on a fence
1.0 H similarity with TMB about to win a cycle
1.0 H similarity with JAM
1.0 H similarity with Great Museum Robbers
1.0 H similarity with Arf wif eir ead
1.0 H similarity with Way too tired...

Church of the Book of Chorg: ['K 2', 'smallpox blanket', 'Aunt Froot',
  'else...if', 'Pol Pot']
1.0 H similarity with RexBank

Adverse Adepts: ['/dev/joe', 'JT', 'Thomas Jute']
1.0 H similarity with JAM
1.0 H similarity with we threw gas on the fire
1.0 H similarity with Arf wif eir ead
1.0 H similarity with American Gladiator

Sapphire Dressing Gowns: ['JT', 'Gromit', 'Pol Pot']
1.0 H similarity with Warrior Caste
1.0 H similarity with Arf wif eir ead
1.0 H similarity with Twits

TMB about to win a cycle: ['Pol Pot', '/dev/joe', 'JT', 'saaremaa']
1.0 H similarity with Thieves guild
1.0 H similarity with Fun With Numbers
1.0 H similarity with Great Museum Robbers
1.0 H similarity with Arf wif eir ead
1.0 H similarity with Way too tired...

Church of Azpiazu: ['Alfvaen', 'smallpox blanket', 'Wallace', 'Gromit',
  'two-star']
1.0 H similarity with Aaronic League
1.0 H similarity with RexBank

Church of banna: ['rufus', 'Slakko', 'Calvin N Hobbes', 'K 2', 'Wild Card']

JAM: ['Pol Pot', '/dev/joe', 'JT', 'Thomas Jute']
1.0 H similarity with Thieves guild
1.0 H similarity with Fun With Numbers
1.0 H similarity with Adverse Adepts
1.0 H similarity with Great Museum Robbers
1.0 H similarity with Arf wif eir ead
1.0 H similarity with American Gladiator
1.0 H similarity with Way too tired...

Religious Caste: ['Aunt Froot', 'Niccolo Flychuck', 'Robert Sevin',
  'saaremaa', 'Slakko', 'The Green Ripper', 'Vynd', 'Wild Card']

we threw gas on the fire: ['r-attila the farce', '/dev/joe', 'JT',
  'Thomas Jute']
1.0 H similarity with Adverse Adepts
1.0 H similarity with American Gladiator

Great Museum Robbers: ['/dev/joe', 'JT', 'Pol Pot']
1.0 H similarity with Thieves guild
1.0 H similarity with We pissed on a fence
1.0 H similarity with Fun With Numbers
1.0 H similarity with TMB about to win a cycle
1.0 H similarity with JAM
1.0 H similarity with Arf wif eir ead
1.0 H similarity with Way too tired...

RexBank: ['smallpox blanket']
1.0 H similarity with Warrior Caste
1.0 H similarity with Church of the Book of Chorg
1.0 H similarity with Church of Azpiazu
1.0 H similarity with Arf wif eir ead
1.0 H similarity with Twits
1.0 H similarity with Grey Council
1.0 H similarity with Moral Kiosk
1.0 H similarity with Church of the EBS
1.0 H similarity with *PARTY* Klingon

Arf wif eir ead: ['/dev/joe', 'JT', 'saaremaa', 'Gromit',
  'smallpox blanket', 'Thomas Jute', 'Pol Pot']
1.0 H similarity with Thieves guild
1.0 H similarity with Fun With Numbers
1.0 H similarity with Adverse Adepts
1.0 H similarity with Sapphire Dressing Gowns
1.0 H similarity with TMB about to win a cycle
1.0 H similarity with JAM
1.0 H similarity with Great Museum Robbers
1.0 H similarity with RexBank
1.0 H similarity with American Gladiator
1.0 H similarity with Way too tired...

Twits: ['Alfvaen', 'The Green Ripper', 'JT', 'K 2', 'Gromit',
  'smallpox blanket', 'rufus', 'Slakko', 'Pol Pot']
1.0 H similarity with Kerplunk kerplunk III
1.0 H similarity with Shell #10
1.0 H similarity with Sapphire Dressing Gowns
1.0 H similarity with RexBank
1.0 H similarity with Religious Nutcase

Senate: ['Thomas Jute', 'Slakko']
1.0 H similarity with Grey Council

Treasure Hunting League: ['Alfvaen', 'Calvin N Hobbes', '/dev/joe',
  'Wallace', 'JT', 'Slakko', 'The Green Ripper']
1.0 H similarity with Aaronic League

TMBSG: ['Alfvaen', 'Calvin N Hobbes', 'ThinMan', 'Robert Sevin']
1.0 H similarity with *PARTY* HARF

American Gladiator: ['/dev/joe', 'JT', 'Thomas Jute']
1.0 H similarity with Adverse Adepts
1.0 H similarity with JAM
1.0 H similarity with we threw gas on the fire
1.0 H similarity with Arf wif eir ead

Grey Council: ['Wild Card', 'Slakko', 'Vynd', 'Gromit', 'JT',
  'smallpox blanket', 'rufus', 'Thomas Jute', 'ThinMan']
1.0 H similarity with RexBank
1.0 H similarity with Senate
1.0 H similarity with Religious Nutcase

Church of the Markovian Dream: ['Calvin N Hobbes', '404 Not Found',
  'The Green Ripper']

Worker Caste: ['404 Not Found', 'Alfvaen', '/dev/joe', 'sIRE', 'IdiotBoy',
  'r-attila the farce', 'rufus', 'Thomas Jute', 'ThinMan', 'two-star']
1.0 H similarity with cult of Seleya

Moral Kiosk: ['sIRE', 'smallpox blanket', 'Wallace']
1.0 H similarity with RexBank
1.0 H similarity with *PARTY* Klingon

Religious Nutcase: ['Slakko', 'Gromit']
1.0 H similarity with Kerplunk kerplunk III
1.0 H similarity with Church of Odo on the Wormhole
1.0 H similarity with SHEEP
1.0 H similarity with Twits
1.0 H similarity with Grey Council

cult of Seleya: ['/dev/joe', 'ThinMan']
1.0 H similarity with PSOPS
1.0 H similarity with Worker Caste
1.0 H similarity with *PARTY* Vulcan

Way too tired...: ['/dev/joe', 'JT', 'Pol Pot']
1.0 H similarity with Thieves guild
1.0 H similarity with We pissed on a fence
1.0 H similarity with Fun With Numbers
1.0 H similarity with TMB about to win a cycle
1.0 H similarity with JAM
1.0 H similarity with Great Museum Robbers
1.0 H similarity with Arf wif eir ead

Church of the EBS: ['smallpox blanket', 'sIRE', 'Slakko', 'else...if',
  'rufus', 'Wild Card']
1.0 H similarity with RexBank
1.0 H similarity with *PARTY* SPAM
1.0 H similarity with *PARTY* Klingon

*PARTY* AVPP: ['Aunt Froot', 'IdiotBoy', 'Robin Hood']

*PARTY* SPAM: ['else...if', 'rufus', 'Slakko', 'Wild Card']
1.0 H similarity with Church of the EBS
loses members: ['else...if', 'rufus', 'Slakko', 'Wild Card']

*PARTY* Klingon: ['sIRE', 'smallpox blanket']
1.0 H similarity with RexBank
loses members: ['smallpox blanket']
1.0 H similarity with Moral Kiosk
loses members: ['sIRE', 'smallpox blanket']
1.0 H similarity with Church of the EBS
loses members: ['sIRE', 'smallpox blanket']

*PARTY* Metamorph: ['Alfvaen', 'Church of the GBS', 'J. M. Bear',
  'Niccolo Flychuck', 'Pumpkin Patch Nomic']

*PARTY* Razor Boomerangs: ['JT', 'Gromit', 'The Green Ripper',
  '404 Not Found']
1.0 H similarity with Order of the razor boomerang
loses members: ['JT', 'The Green Ripper', '404 Not Found']

*PARTY* Vulcan: ['/dev/joe', 'saaremaa', 'ThinMan']
1.0 H similarity with cult of Seleya
loses members: ['/dev/joe', 'ThinMan']

*PARTY* GOP: ['r-attila the farce', 'Thomas Jute', 'Pol Pot']

*PARTY* HARF: ['Calvin N Hobbes', 'Robert Sevin']
1.0 H similarity with TMBSG
loses members: ['Calvin N Hobbes', 'Robert Sevin']

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 19:36:54 -0500 (EST)
From: Gabe Drummond-Cole <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: founding

I start a trust fund called "The Twits"

- --Pol Pot

Butthead -- Crazy French Scotsman -- Daring Adventurer -- Dungeon Master
- --  Really Weird --  Rule-Harfer -- Worker Caste

Memo to myself: Do the dumb things you gotta do.  Touch the puppet head.
Over 50% of all voting players have a rebelliousness of "on"
Happy! Happy! Happy!
I'm on fire!
To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir I've been around
I wish to join all pseudofounded organizations
I vote no on all outstanding IPs
I remove myself from the CFJ ineligibility list
I put myself in the mentor pool
I go home

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 19:45:27 -0500 (EST)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Gift.

I give A$400 to Pol Pot.

- --JT

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 19:45:29 -0500 (EST)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Orgs (Gromit)

If I am not a member of the razor boomerang party (which according to
/dev/joe and Pol Pot seem to be the case due to miswording of the clause
that K 2 used), then the only member of the party still in the party is
Gromit.

If this is the case, then I request membership into the Razor Boomerang
Party and will happily reassume the swingership.  Gromit, please approve
this suggestion in this case.

If' it's not the case, then I'm still RB swinger, and happy.

- --JT

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 19:48:47 -0500 (EST)
From: Gabe Drummond-Cole <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: founding

At 07:36 PM 11/17/98 -0500, you wrote:
>I start a trust fund called "The Twits"

this fails as it would have H sim 100% with GOP

>--Pol Pot
>
>Butthead -- Crazy French Scotsman -- Daring Adventurer -- Dungeon Master
>--  Really Weird --  Rule-Harfer -- Worker Caste
>
>Memo to myself: Do the dumb things you gotta do.  Touch the puppet head.
>Over 50% of all voting players have a rebelliousness of "on"
>Happy! Happy! Happy!
>I'm on fire!
>To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir I've been around
>I wish to join all pseudofounded organizations
>I vote no on all outstanding IPs
>I remove myself from the CFJ ineligibility list
>I put myself in the mentor pool
>I go home
> 
- --Pol Pot

Butthead -- Crazy French Scotsman -- Daring Adventurer -- Dungeon Master
- --  Really Weird --  Rule-Harfer -- Worker Caste

Memo to myself: Do the dumb things you gotta do.  Touch the puppet head.
Over 50% of all voting players have a rebelliousness of "on"
Happy! Happy! Happy!
I'm on fire!
To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir I've been around
I wish to join all pseudofounded organizations
I vote no on all outstanding IPs
I remove myself from the CFJ ineligibility list
I put myself in the mentor pool
I go home

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 19:57:21 -0500 (EST)
From: "Joseph W. DeVincentis" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Org joining

I petition to join Vulcan.

/dev/joe

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 20:05:24 -0500 (EST)
From: Jonathan David Amery <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Org joining

On Tue, 17 Nov 1998, Joseph W. DeVincentis wrote:

> I petition to join Vulcan.

 As do I.

- -- 
Jonathan David Amery, Trinity Hall, CAMBRIDGE, CB2 1TJ.             #####
http://www.trinhall.cam.ac.uk/~jda23/home.html                  o__#######
Wild Card of Acka, member of SPAM, wearing Silly Agenda Hats.    \'#######
Follower of Banna, the EBS and Odo.  Holding the Silver Key to the Vault.
Memo to myself: Do the dumb things I gotta do.  Touch the puppethead. 

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 20:12:20 -0500 (EST)
From: Tom Walmsley <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Assorted actions

> and Shell#10.
>
> suggested and approved

I suggest and approve that else...if be given membership of shell #10 so it
happens.

Gromit.

- --
Tom Walmsley [email-masked]
http://website.lineone.net/~t.walmsley/index.html
AIM: TGW666 ICQ 2925739
Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston, lausajne estas rano en mia bideo.

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 20:14:17 -0500 (EST)
From: Gabe Drummond-Cole <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Org joining

At 08:05 PM 11/17/98 -0500, you wrote:
>On Tue, 17 Nov 1998, Joseph W. DeVincentis wrote:
>
>> I petition to join Vulcan.
>
> As do I.
>

as do I
- --Pol Pot

Butthead -- Crazy French Scotsman -- Daring Adventurer -- Dungeon Master
- --  Really Weird --  Rule-Harfer -- Worker Caste

Memo to myself: Do the dumb things you gotta do.  Touch the puppet head.
Over 50% of all voting players have a rebelliousness of "on"
Happy! Happy! Happy!
I'm on fire!
To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir I've been around
I wish to join all pseudofounded organizations
I vote no on all outstanding IPs
I remove myself from the CFJ ineligibility list
I put myself in the mentor pool
I go home

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 20:28:19 -0500 (EST)
From: "Joseph W. DeVincentis" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: [ackanomic] Re: Acka: Gold Digger

Pol Pot wrote:
> RESULTS:
> the accumulation of money is a great evil and a burden to the soul

This was for Treasure 263a.

Slakko had 2 bonus votes before finding treasures 263a and 263b.
One of the bonus votes from 263b was destroyed immediately upon him finding
the treasure since it gave him 6.

This left him with 5: 2 old ones, 2 from 263a, 1 from 263b (in that order).
He offered 3 away; JT did a random determination for me and determined
that (if these have been accepted by now): Wild Card got #1 (an old one),
and rufus and else...if got #3 and #4 respectively (the ones from T263a).
Wild Card's is the only one I see an acceptance for now.

Slakko still has #2 (an old one) and #5 (the one from T263b), at least until
that Gold Digger's results are returned.

/dev/joe

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 20:44:50 -0500 (EST)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: and intersting note

I see nothing in the rules that says an organization is destroyed or
disbands when it has 0 members, so as far as I can tell, all the orgs
today still exist, they are just memberless.

Which is in some ways worse.

- --JT

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:15:46 -0500 (EST)
From: Alexandre Muniz <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Joining

I request to join the Church of the Justified ancients of mummu.

**two-star

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:15:57 -0500 (EST)
From: Gabe Drummond-Cole <[email-masked]>
Subject: acka: gift

i give all my money (A$635, i think) to Thomas Jute.

- --Pol Pot

Butthead -- Crazy French Scotsman -- Daring Adventurer -- Dungeon Master
- --  Really Weird --  Rule-Harfer -- Worker Caste

Memo to myself: Do the dumb things you gotta do.  Touch the puppet head.
Over 50% of all voting players have a rebelliousness of "on"
Happy! Happy! Happy!
I'm on fire!
To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir I've been around
I wish to join all pseudofounded organizations
I vote no on all outstanding IPs
I remove myself from the CFJ ineligibility list
I put myself in the mentor pool
I go home

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:20:52 -0500 (EST)
From: "Gavin M. Doig" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: and intersting note

>I see nothing in the rules that says an organization is destroyed or
>disbands when it has 0 members, so as far as I can tell, all the orgs
>today still exist, they are just memberless.
>
>Which is in some ways worse.
>
>--JT
This probably fails...

I apply for membership in the Church to the Evil ballot Stuffer. As founder of
the Church to the Evil ballot Stuffer, I let myself in.

smallpox blanket.

Vote for me for senator. I voted against p3724!

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:31:15 -0500 (EST)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Gifts

I perform the following HAND_OVER delimited action 41 times.
HAND_OVER
I give A$100 to Thomas Jute.
HAND_OVER

I give A$50 to Thomas Jute.

I perform the followng GIMME_GIMME delimited action 13 times.
GIMME_GIMME
I give A$1300 to /dev/joe
GIMME_GIMME

The reason for breaking those transfers up was to make sure I didn't fail
to give all the money just because I miscounted or something (like an
error on K2's page reporting me as having more money than I do.)

This should leave me with ~A$49 if I've counted correctly.

I will return /dev/joes trinkets to him shortly.

- --JT

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:33:33 -0500 (EST)
From: Alexandre Muniz <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: more joining

I request to join the Anti-Voting Preservationist Party. As they have an
open membership policy, I join immediately.

**two-star

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:35:06 -0500 (EST)
From: "Gavin M. Doig" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Joining

I request to join the Church of the Justified ancients of mummu.

smallpox blanket.

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:35:35 -0500 (EST)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Gifts

On Tue, 17 Nov 1998, JT wrote:

>GIMME_GIMME
>I give A$1300 to /dev/joe
>GIMME_GIMME

This was obviously supposed to be A$100 13 times, but that's not what I
typed.   The final 12 attempts there fail.  The first might or might not.

- --JT

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:36:44 -0500 (EST)
From: "Gavin M. Doig" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: more joining

I request to join the Anti-Voting Preservationist Party. As they have an open
membership policy, I join immediately. I hit myself in the head with Rex's
golden shovel of stupidity.

smallpox blanket.

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:40:37 -0500 (EST)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: more joining

On Tue, 17 Nov 1998, Gavin M. Doig wrote:
>I request to join the Anti-Voting Preservationist Party. As they have an open
>membership policy, I join immediately. I hit myself in the head with Rex's
>golden shovel of stupidity.
>

I also join the Ant-Voting Preservationist Party.  As they have an open
policy, I join immediately.

I suggest that the AVPP distribute A$142 to smallpox blanket.
I approve.
I suggest that the AVPP distribute A$142 to JT.
I approve.
I suggest that the AVPP distribute A$142 to two-star.
I approve.

- --JT

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:40:54 -0500 (EST)
From: "Gavin M. Doig" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Joining

I change my mind, and decide not to join the Church of the Justified ancients
of mummu. This is all part of my plan. No, really, I meant this.

smallpox blanket.
Not a very convincing liar.

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:42:16 -0500 (EST)
From: Alexandre Muniz <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: more joining

JT wrote:
> 
> On Tue, 17 Nov 1998, Gavin M. Doig wrote:
> >I request to join the Anti-Voting Preservationist Party. As they have an open
> >membership policy, I join immediately. I hit myself in the head with Rex's
> >golden shovel of stupidity.
> >
> 
> I also join the Ant-Voting Preservationist Party.  As they have an open
> policy, I join immediately.
> 
> I suggest that the AVPP distribute A$142 to smallpox blanket.
> I approve.
> I suggest that the AVPP distribute A$142 to JT.
> I approve.
> I suggest that the AVPP distribute A$142 to two-star.
> I approve.
> 
> --JT

I approve these suggestions.

**two-star

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:43:53 -0500 (EST)
From: "Gavin M. Doig" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: more joining

>I also join the Ant-Voting Preservationist Party.  As they have an open
>policy, I join immediately.
>

Is everybody present at the party?

>I suggest that the AVPP distribute A$142 to smallpox blanket.
>I approve.

I approve.

>I suggest that the AVPP distribute A$142 to JT.
>I approve.

I approve.

>I suggest that the AVPP distribute A$142 to two-star.
>I approve.
>

I approve.

smallpox blanket.

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:46:44 -0500 (EST)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: more joining

On Tue, 17 Nov 1998, Gavin M. Doig wrote:
>>I also join the Ant-Voting Preservationist Party.  As they have an open
>>policy, I join immediately.
>>
>
>Is everybody present at the party?
>
>>I suggest that the AVPP distribute A$142 to smallpox blanket.
>>I approve.
>
>I approve.

This happens.

>>I suggest that the AVPP distribute A$142 to JT.
>>I approve.
>
>I approve.

This happens.

>>I suggest that the AVPP distribute A$142 to two-star.
>>I approve.
>>
>
>I approve.

This happens.

I leave the Anti-Voting Preservationist Party.

- --JT

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:48:09 -0500 (EST)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: One more org joining

I request entrance into the Church of the Justified Ancients of Mummu

- --JT

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:49:20 -0500 (EST)
From: "Gavin M. Doig" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Joining

In an act of apparent insanity, I apply to join the Church of the Justified
ancients of mummu.

This time I have a plan. ;-)

trojan blanket.

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:55:23 -0500 (EST)
From: Alexandre Muniz <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: more joining

> I leave the Anti-Voting Preservationist Party.
> 
> --JT
> 

I also leave the Anti-Voting Preservationist Party.

**two-star

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 22:01:47 -0500 (EST)
From: Jonathan David Amery <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: and intersting note

On Tue, 17 Nov 1998, Gavin M. Doig wrote:

> >I see nothing in the rules that says an organization is destroyed or
> >disbands when it has 0 members, so as far as I can tell, all the orgs
> >today still exist, they are just memberless.
> >
> >Which is in some ways worse.
> >
> >--JT
> This probably fails...
> 
> I apply for membership in the Church to the Evil ballot Stuffer. As founder of
> the Church to the Evil ballot Stuffer, I let myself in.
> 

 Unfortunatly this prolly fails due to H-similarities...

- -- 
Jonathan David Amery, Trinity Hall, CAMBRIDGE, CB2 1TJ.             #####
http://www.trinhall.cam.ac.uk/~jda23/home.html                  o__#######
Wild Card of Acka, exmember of SPAM, wearing Silly Agenda Hats.  \'#######
Follower of Banna, the EBS and Odo.  Holding the Silver Key to the Vault.
Memo to myself: Do the dumb things I gotta do.  Touch the puppethead. 

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 22:03:01 -0500 (EST)
From: Jonathan David Amery <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: more joining

On Tue, 17 Nov 1998, Gavin M. Doig wrote:

> I request to join the Anti-Voting Preservationist Party. As they have an open
> membership policy, I join immediately. I hit myself in the head with Rex's
> golden shovel of stupidity.

 *That* one almost certainly fails due to H-simerlarities.

- -- 
Jonathan David Amery, Trinity Hall, CAMBRIDGE, CB2 1TJ.             #####
http://www.trinhall.cam.ac.uk/~jda23/home.html                  o__#######
Wild Card of Acka, exmember of SPAM, wearing Silly Agenda Hats.  \'#######
Follower of Banna, the EBS and Odo.  Holding the Silver Key to the Vault.
Memo to myself: Do the dumb things I gotta do.  Touch the puppethead. 

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 22:06:27 -0500 (EST)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: more joining

On Tue, 17 Nov 1998, Jonathan David Amery wrote:

>On Tue, 17 Nov 1998, Gavin M. Doig wrote:
>
>> I request to join the Anti-Voting Preservationist Party. As they have an open
>> membership policy, I join immediately. I hit myself in the head with Rex's
>> golden shovel of stupidity.
>
> *That* one almost certainly fails due to H-simerlarities.

H similarity to WHAT? rex was booted out of every org he was in, same as I
was.  Unless he succeeded in rejoining the church of the EBS at which
point it did fail due to H-sim.

- --JT

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 22:20:22 -0500 (EST)
From: Alexandre Muniz <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: more joining

JT wrote:
> 
> On Tue, 17 Nov 1998, Jonathan David Amery wrote:
> 
> >On Tue, 17 Nov 1998, Gavin M. Doig wrote:
> >
> >> I request to join the Anti-Voting Preservationist Party. As they have an open
> >> membership policy, I join immediately. I hit myself in the head with Rex's
> >> golden shovel of stupidity.
> >
> > *That* one almost certainly fails due to H-simerlarities.
> 
> H similarity to WHAT? rex was booted out of every org he was in, same as I
> was.  Unless he succeeded in rejoining the church of the EBS at which
> point it did fail due to H-sim.
> 

In any case it fails, because the 3 members of the AVPP are still there,
and our votes did not form a 2/3 majority. Oh well. I'd give something
to the twits, but I don't think they would be able to enjoy it.

**two-star

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 22:56:51 -0500 (EST)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Puzzler (Slakko)

On Tue, 17 Nov 1998 [email-masked] wrote:
>>Proposal 3729
>>Self-Deleting Text Sucks
>>K 2
>>Due: Tue Nov 17 12:35:33 1998
>>
>>This is a Modest Proposal.
>>
>>{{The title of Puzzler is given to a randomly chosen active player.}}
>>

And the random determination picks Slakko!
I guess it was fated.

- --JT

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