Subject: ackanomic digest V3 #398
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ackanomic digest      Saturday, November 7 1998      Volume 03 : Number 398

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Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1998 15:40:01 -0500 (EST)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: CFJ 686 (The Green Ripper)

On Sat, 7 Nov 1998, Duncan Richer wrote:
>My initial selection of TGR was invalid, as e was non-voting.
>I attempt to give A$1 to the Twits, then realise "Hey! I haven't got any
>money!"  I therefore give A$25 to the Twits.
>
>I have now selected a voting player to judge it.
>
>This voting player is:
>
>The Green Ripper.
>
>(Don't you just love changes in voting status?)

Heheehh.. I'm amused even if noone else is :)

- --JT

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Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1998 15:40:42 -0500 (EST)
From: Matt Miller <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Exploration Part One. (fwd)

I create a Trinket valued at A$10 called "IB's Divine Ice Pick" with the
description: "Looks oddly like a hammer which might fit nicely in a box."

IB

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Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1998 15:42:06 -0500 (EST)
From: Matt Miller <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Exploration Part Two.

I convert 15 points into an Otzma Card of type Arctic Explorer to be
created in my possesion.

IB

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Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1998 15:45:17 -0500 (EST)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Exploration Part Two.

On Sat, 7 Nov 1998, Matt Miller wrote:
>I convert 15 points into an Otzma Card of type Arctic Explorer to be
>created in my possesion.

Since we aren't at total instance limit, and since there are less than 5
Artic Explorer cards in circulation, this works.

- --JT

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[ Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.                  ]
[ It's hard to seize the day when you must first grapple with the morning ]
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Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1998 15:48:30 -0500 (EST)
From: Matt Miller <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Exploration Part Three (The Final Showdown)

I play my OC Arctic Explorer and name On-Ice player Guy Fawkes.

IB
Daring Adventurer

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Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1998 16:01:56 -0500 (EST)
From: [email-masked] (Dice server)
Subject: Acka: Artic Explorer Determination

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Dice rolls requested by: JT <[email-masked]>
Rolls also sent to:
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# Player: IdiotBoy
# IdiotBoy played an Artic Explorer Card against Guy Fawked.
# What he found is determined by the following table.
#  1 -  4  Bonus Vote 
#  5 -  5  Whamiol
#  6 -  6  SpellBook of Chorg (next page: 14)
#  7 -  7  Spellbook of Chorg (next page: 15)
#  8 -  8  Cheese-Whiz
#  9 - 10  Otzma Card: Share My Expense
# 11 - 11  Otzma Card: Go Fish
# 12 - 12  Otzma Card: Art Thief
# 13 - 13  Prosthetic Forehead (being worn)
# 14 - 14  Prosthetic Forehead
# 15 - 15  I tried to duck out of a duel .... [name truncated to fit]
# 16 - 16  I Opposed P2241 #3
# 17 - 17  Jephthah's Pride
# 18 - 18  Large Wooden Block
# 19 - 19  Fibber the Low-Grade Brass-Painted Cheapo Plastic Flea
# 20 - 20  No Tea
# 21 - 21  Secret Decoder Ring

No. of sides on every die:     21
No. of dice for every roll:     1
No. of dice rolls requested:    1
No. of rolls per line:          1

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> Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1998 13:01:43 -0800 (PST)
> From: JT <[email-masked]>
> To: Dice Server <[email-masked]>
> Subject: Acka: Icy Exploration
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> #P [email-masked]
> #S 21
> #D 1
> #R 1
> #L 1
> #T Acka: Artic Explorer Determination
> 
> #C Player: IdiotBoy
> #C IdiotBoy played an Artic Explorer Card against Guy Fawked.
> #C What he found is determined by the following table.
> #C 
> #C  1 -  4  Bonus Vote 
> #C  5 -  5  Whamiol
> #C  6 -  6  SpellBook of Chorg (next page: 14)
> #C  7 -  7  Spellbook of Chorg (next page: 15)
> #C  8 -  8  Cheese-Whiz
> #C  9 - 10  Otzma Card: Share My Expense
> #C 11 - 11  Otzma Card: Go Fish
> #C 12 - 12  Otzma Card: Art Thief
> #C 13 - 13  Prosthetic Forehead (being worn)
> #C 14 - 14  Prosthetic Forehead
> #C 15 - 15  I tried to duck out of a duel .... [name truncated to fit]
> #C 16 - 16  I Opposed P2241 #3
> #C 17 - 17  Jephthah's Pride
> #C 18 - 18  Large Wooden Block
> #C 19 - 19  Fibber the Low-Grade Brass-Painted Cheapo Plastic Flea
> #C 20 - 20  No Tea
> #C 21 - 21  Secret Decoder Ring
> 
> --JT
> 
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> [ Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.                  ]
> [ It's hard to seize the day when you must first grapple with the morning ]
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Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1998 16:15:30 -0500 (EST)
From: Duncan Richer <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: There's No Justice, There's Just Me

I make myself a Justice.

I graft myself to Cortez's Courtly Cortege.

- -- 
Duncan C. Richer aka Slakko the Lost Warner Brother | Queens' College
http://www.dpmms.cam.ac.uk/~dcr24/    Ackanomic     | U. of Cambridge
Web-Harfer, CotC, ChessUmpire, Map-Harfer, Senator  | 2nd Year PhD(PMa)

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Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1998 16:17:24 -0500 (EST)
From: Matt Miller <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Artic Explorer Determination

On Sat, 7 Nov 1998, Dice server wrote:

> # 16 - 16  I Opposed P2241 #3
>      16

With no apologies whatsoever, I destroy "I Opposed P2241 #3" for A$.

IB
rebel

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Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1998 16:18:55 -0500 (EST)
From: Duncan Richer <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Artic Explorer Determination

On Sat, 7 Nov 1998, Matt Miller wrote:

> On Sat, 7 Nov 1998, Dice server wrote:
> 
> > # 16 - 16  I Opposed P2241 #3
> >      16
> 
> 
> With no apologies whatsoever, I destroy "I Opposed P2241 #3" for A$.

I apologise for IdiotBoy's lack of apologies.

- -- 
Duncan C. Richer aka Slakko the Lost Warner Brother | Queens' College
http://www.dpmms.cam.ac.uk/~dcr24/    Ackanomic     | U. of Cambridge
Web-Harfer, CotC, ChessUmpire, Map-Harfer, Senator  | 2nd Year PhD(PMa)

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Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1998 16:59:13 -0500 (EST)
From: "Head Apollo" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: acka : Duel Challenge ( Studge)

>Know then, Studge, that IdiotBoy, the only ackazen bold enough to >declare
eirself Dumber than a Box of Hammers,

Hey! I've half a mind to start a duel over this slander.

eirs

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Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1998 17:05:32 -0500 (EST)
From: Matt Miller <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: acka : Duel Challenge ( Studge)

On Sat, 7 Nov 1998, Head Apollo wrote:

> >Know then, Studge, that IdiotBoy, the only ackazen bold enough to >declare
> eirself Dumber than a Box of Hammers,
> 
> Hey! I've half a mind to start a duel over this slander.
> 

I believe at least part of this statement.

> eirs
> 
> 
> 

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Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1998 22:14:20 -0500 (EST)
From: "Joseph W. DeVincentis" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Harf

> Proposal 3722
> A Tribute to America's Favorite Canadian Rockers.
> IdiotBoy
> Due: Fri Nov 13 15:22:34 1998
> 
> {{All instances of either of the strings "Officer in Charge of Random
> Things" or "OiCoRT" in the rules shall be changed to the string
> "Loverboy"}}
> 
> {{[Hi, I dig one time effects. Comments are neat, too.]}}

I declare this proposal harfy.

/dev/joe
Harfmeister

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