Subject: ackanomic digest V3 #302
From: [email-masked] (ackanomic digest)
To: [email-masked]

ackanomic digest       Sunday, September 6 1998       Volume 03 : Number 302

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 17:03:16 -0400 (EDT)
From: [email-masked]
Subject: Re: Acka: Treasure burial

In a message dated 06/09/98  20:10:58,  [email-masked] writes:

> 
>  I go to the Wilds, where I recite the following poem publically:
>  
>  O mighty six, the six that are no more
>  O how I wish that you six were still here
>  I look for you around the land, all o'er
>  And til I find you am not in good cheer
>  
>  The Six No More are harfy, here or not
>  But when they were, how Phoebe sang their praise
>  Now that they are no more, the world is caught
>  In dreary, No-Six Ackanomic days.
>  
>  Alas! I cannot find the Six No More
>  How very nonexistant you six be!
>  I look around from edge to very core
>  But still the Six No More I do not see.
>  
>  
Nice poem, but when you read the name of the seventh
(at the top of the map) then you'll know what the six were.
Also your lament is on the wrong subject, still you are clearly
close.

Robin Hood

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 17:20:22 -0400 (EDT)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: CSR 156

On Sun, 6 Sep 1998, Gabe Drummond-Cole wrote:
>Artist: Dietrich Dehlinger ; Inventor of Aarkonian Bliffmeister

I object to this CSR for this artist.   I recognize most of the rest, but
I don't think that literature should be too easy either.

- --TJ

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 17:28:58 -0400 (EDT)
From: David Scheidt <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Raft (Mr. Tambourine Man)

On Sun, 6 Sep 1998, Mueller wrote:

> I believe the rafting trip has:
> 
> MTM and rufus, with the necessary tools.
> JT and Studge to do the rowing.

I conditionally consented, provided that a member of the party finds K 2's
treasure before hand.  

rufus

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 17:41:50 -0400 (EDT)
From: [email-masked] (Micah Smukler)
Subject: Re: Acka: an observer among us

>John Culbertson (email [email-masked]) has decided to join us
>as an observer, and says he hopes to join the game in the future after
>watching it and making sure he has an idea about what's going on before
>joining the fray.
>
>Please join me in welcoming him, and in hoping he'll decide to join us
>soon.
>
>--TJ
>
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I join TJ in welcoming him, and in hoping he'll decide to join us soon.

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 17:42:28 -0400 (EDT)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Raft (Mr. Tambourine Man)

On Sun, 6 Sep 1998, David Scheidt wrote:
>On Sun, 6 Sep 1998, Mueller wrote:
>
>> I believe the rafting trip has:
>> 
>> MTM and rufus, with the necessary tools.
>> JT and Studge to do the rowing.
>
>I conditionally consented, provided that a member of the party finds K 2's
>treasure before hand.  

This is true and why I have not yet announced the start of the trip.
However, there are still already 2 people other than the owners of the
raft and oars on the trip :)

- --JT

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 17:50:14 -0400 (EDT)
From: Brian Raiter <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: CSR 156

I humbly object to CSR 156.

breadbox

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 17:55:42 -0400 (EDT)
From: Tom Walmsley <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Deejay and resignations

First off is the election for Deejay. 404 not found nominatted emself
and 867-5309 attempted to nominate emself. I believe that 867 is not
allowed to do so, being on vacation, or inactive, or whatever it's
called, which would mean 404 not found gets the job.

I now resign from the office of count tabula. I've just gone back to
school and the increased workload of this together with other comitments
means I simply don't have time for lots of offices. I also announce my
intention to resign as Ambassador. I am also announcing my intent to
announce my intent to resign from all my other offices except for
justice which I plan to keep. I am not doing anything yet but will be
announcing my intent to resign as soon as there is a new Count Tabula
since I don't want to place any extra burden on breadbox.

MTM.

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AIM: TGW666 ICQ 2925739
Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston, lausajne estas rano en mia bideo.

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 17:56:06 -0400 (EDT)
From: Tom Walmsley <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Feeling Empty And Meaningless Inside

Aaron V. Humphrey wrote:

> In a futile attempt to give my life some purpose, I hereby request to join
> Shell#10.

I suggest Shell#10 accept Alfvaen as a member. Since, last time I chcked, K 2
was proxied, I believe that this means e becomes a member. If we are able I
then suggest that we build a Scroll of Crumble in K 2's possesion.

MTM.

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Tom Walmsley [email-masked]
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Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston, lausajne estas rano en mia bideo.

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 18:00:29 -0400 (EDT)
From: Brian Raiter <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Deejay and resignations

> I now resign from the office of count tabula.

Please send me the statuses of all current Nominations, Elections, and
Hearings when you get a moment.

breadbox

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 18:03:35 -0400 (EDT)
From: "Joseph W. DeVincentis" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Spellbooks and stuff

I wear the shades of chorg.
I read page 2 of my spellbook which has had 1 page read from it, calling
out for an otzma card map shard.

I use this Otzma Card Map Shard on Mr Tambourine Man, naming treasure 122.

Still wearing the shades of chorg, I read page 1 of my newly created spell
book of chorg for another otzma card map shard.  I offer this otzma card
map shard to TJ, with full knowledge he can't use it for a couple days.

/dev/joe

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 18:03:45 -0400 (EDT)
From: Tom Walmsley <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Deejay and resignations

Brian Raiter wrote:

> > I now resign from the office of count tabula.
>
> Please send me the statuses of all current Nominations, Elections, and
> Hearings when you get a moment.

I don't think there are any. The only one there might be is if 867-5309
was aloud to nominate meself for deejay in which case there should be an
election between em and 404 not found.

MTM.

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http://website.lineone.net/~t.walmsley/index.html
AIM: TGW666 ICQ 2925739
Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston, lausajne estas rano en mia bideo.

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 18:06:49 -0400 (EDT)
From: Brian Raiter <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Postmasterness

No sooner do the bounces for Clairence trickle out and stop than
another floodstream begins....

Email to [email-masked] (vacationing player Ayla) is
bouncing. The bounce messages indicate "User Unknown", so the
prognosis for her recovery doesn't look good. I am moving her over to
the digest lists as per Rule 422.

breadbox

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 18:07:05 -0400 (EDT)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Spellbooks and stuff

On Sun, 6 Sep 1998, Joseph W. DeVincentis wrote:
>I wear the shades of chorg.
>I read page 2 of my spellbook which has had 1 page read from it, calling
>out for an otzma card map shard.
>
>I use this Otzma Card Map Shard on Mr Tambourine Man, naming treasure 122.
>
>Still wearing the shades of chorg, I read page 1 of my newly created spell
>book of chorg for another otzma card map shard.  I offer this otzma card
>map shard to TJ, with full knowledge he can't use it for a couple days.

I accept this otzma card and will guard it with my life until such time as
I can in fact use it if needed.

- --TJ

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 18:33:40 -0400 (EDT)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Another IRC Server

Just so that people are aware, there are now 2 Ackanomic IRC servers.

The first one is the standard 'wilma' server located at
   wilma.che.utexas.edu port 9942

The other is one I brought up last night and is located at
   herne.dragoncat.net port 9942

The two servers are corrected together so if you are on either of them,
you will see everyone on both servers.

- --TJ, making a public service message

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 18:53:02 -0400 (EDT)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Ping

Today is Sunday, the 6th day of September, and the Machine That Goes
*ping* Has Gone *ping* today. Since I have been scholar, the Machine has
gone *ping* 1 times.

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 18:57:18 -0400 (EDT)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: IRC Servers

I of course meant to say they were 'connected' together, not 'corrected'
together as I typoed.

I give A$1 to the TWITS.

- --TJ, in need of a better typist

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 18:58:55 -0400 (EDT)
From: [email-masked] (Dice server)
Subject: Acka: Forked Tongue

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# Player: Rex Mundi
# This player has a forked tongue and read a Spell Book of Chorg or
# some small number of pages from the ackanomicon
#  1 -  25 The tongue worked.
# 26 - 100 The tongue did not work and the determination is random.

No. of sides on every die:    100
No. of dice for every roll:     1
No. of dice rolls requested:    1
No. of rolls per line:          1

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> Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1998 15:58:47 -0700 (PDT)
> From: JT <[email-masked]>
> To: Dice Server <[email-masked]>
> Subject: Acka: Tongue
> Message-ID: <[email-masked]>
> MIME-Version: 1.0
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> #P [email-masked]
> #S 100
> #D 1
> #R 1
> #L 1
> #T Acka: Forked Tongue
> 
> #C Player: Rex Mundi
> #C This player has a forked tongue and read a Spell Book of Chorg or
> #C some small number of pages from the ackanomicon
> #C
> #C  1 -  25 The tongue worked.
> #C 26 - 100 The tongue did not work and the determination is random.
> 
> 
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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 19:01:47 -0400 (EDT)
From: [email-masked]
Subject: Re: Acka: Random Guardian Angel (404 Not Found)

> 404 Not Found recieves the guardian angel created by P3494s passage.
> 
> --JT

Cool... now what the hell do I do with it?

404 Not Found
Off to read some rules..
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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 19:02:10 -0400 (EDT)
From: Uri Bruck <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: You Know... For Kids

On Sun, 6 Sep 1998, Duncan Richer wrote:

> On Sun, 6 Sep 1998, Uri Bruck wrote:
> 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > This is a very dangerous gadget to have around.
> > 
> > I think it should be debunked!
> > Niccolo Flychuck
> 
> On the contrary, I think that it has excellent safeguards built into it.
> (1) Cannot alter proposals, cannot alter rules.
> (2) Changes can be counteracted by another Pen Holder.
> 
> Further, the way it is specified, even though it claims a maximum number
> of 3 pens may be in existence, it does not specify how excess Pens are
> destroyed, and henceadditional Pens (each of which grants veto over other
> Pen changes) could be created in the normal method for Gadgets without any
> problems.

All of the Party Chess records are documents which are neither rules nor
proposals.  All sub games. All Organizations memberships, names of
officers, scores.

I object and second my objection and further object to these Gadets.

Niccolo Flychuck

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 19:04:12 -0400 (EDT)
From: [email-masked] (Dice server)
Subject: Acka: SBoC Random Otzma Card determination

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# Player: Rex Mundi
# This is determining the Otzma Card aquired for reading a page in
# A Spellbook of Chorg.
# The determination is made according to the following table
# A value of - means that card cannot be selected for some reason.
#  -    Go Fish                 (at max instance)
#  1    Map Shard
#  -    Summon Tornado          (at max instance)
#  2    Rod & Staff
#  3    Share My Expenses
#  4    Share Your Income
#  -    Swinging Sale           (at max instance)
#  5    Tactical Retreat
#  6    Paratroop
#  -    Foul Fowl               (at max instance)
#  7    Truthseeker
#  -    Fix My Gadget           (at max instance)
#  8    Art Thief
#  9    Skeleton Key
# 10    Artic Explorer
# 11    Lay Off!
# 12    Founder's Boon
# 13    Roulette Wheel
# 14    Shield
# 15    ACME InstaGadget
# 16    Felicitous Populi

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No. of dice for every roll:     1
No. of dice rolls requested:    1
No. of rolls per line:          1

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Original message follows:
> From [email-masked]  Sun Sep  6 16:03:51 1998
> Received: (from smtp@localhost) by xkey.com
>       id QAA03325 for <[email-masked]>; Sun, 6 Sep 1998 16:03:51 -0700
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> Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1998 16:03:55 -0700 (PDT)
> From: JT <[email-masked]>
> To: Dice Server <[email-masked]>
> Subject: Acka: SBoC
> Message-ID: <[email-masked]>
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> 
> #P [email-masked]
> #T Acka: SBoC Random Otzma Card determination
> #S 16
> #D 1
> #R 1
> #L 1
> 
> #C Player: Rex Mundi
> #C This is determining the Otzma Card aquired for reading a page in
> #C A Spellbook of Chorg.
> #C The determination is made according to the following table
> #C A value of - means that card cannot be selected for some reason.
> #C
> #C  - Go Fish                 (at max instance)
> #C  1 Map Shard
> #C  - Summon Tornado          (at max instance)
> #C  2 Rod & Staff
> #C  3 Share My Expenses
> #C  4 Share Your Income
> #C  - Swinging Sale           (at max instance)
> #C  5 Tactical Retreat
> #C  6 Paratroop
> #C  - Foul Fowl               (at max instance)
> #C  7 Truthseeker
> #C  - Fix My Gadget           (at max instance)
> #C  8 Art Thief
> #C  9 Skeleton Key
> #C 10 Artic Explorer
> #C 11 Lay Off!
> #C 12 Founder's Boon
> #C 13 Roulette Wheel
> #C 14 Shield
> #C 15 ACME InstaGadget
> #C 16 Felicitous Populi
> 
> 
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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 19:27:11 -0400 (EDT)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Please Welcome....

Gavin Logan, email address [email-masked] who joins us as a voting player
under the Ackanomic Name of Eris.

Eris says that he heard about the game through psychic thoughtwaves and
that he was convinced to join by Rex Mundi.

Therefore, Rex Mundi is his sponsor and is assigned as his mentor pending
his acceptance.  Rex Mundi and Eris also recieve the sponsorship bonus
trinkets.

Since Eris is psychic, I'm sure he'll just know that we all welcome him to
the game.

- --TJ, registrar

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 19:30:21 -0400 (EDT)
From: Matt Miller <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Dew-Ell

On behalf of the Founder of the Church of Odo on the Wormhole most capital
swinger of all, Niccolo Flychuck, I do hereby challenge the one known as 
/dev/joe to a Duel.

I am certain that each and every member of the game of Ackanomic has a
grievance with this /dev/joe character.  Niccolo shall avenge you all as
he Duels this creature of the Senate.. for that is his crime.

IB
Second

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 19:32:52 -0400 (EDT)
From: Gabe Drummond-Cole <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Please Welcome....

At 07:27 PM 9/6/98 -0400, you wrote:
>
>Gavin Logan, email address [email-masked] who joins us as a voting player
>under the Ackanomic Name of Eris.
>
>Eris says that he heard about the game through psychic thoughtwaves and
>that he was convinced to join by Rex Mundi.
>
>Therefore, Rex Mundi is his sponsor and is assigned as his mentor pending
>his acceptance.  Rex Mundi and Eris also recieve the sponsorship bonus
>trinkets.
>
>Since Eris is psychic, I'm sure he'll just know that we all welcome him to
>the game.

Hail Eris; All Hail Discordia

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 19:50:19 -0400 (EDT)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Dew-Ell

On Sun, 6 Sep 1998, Matt Miller wrote:
>On behalf of the Founder of the Church of Odo on the Wormhole most capital
>swinger of all, Niccolo Flychuck, I do hereby challenge the one known as 
>/dev/joe to a Duel.
>
>I am certain that each and every member of the game of Ackanomic has a
>grievance with this /dev/joe character.  Niccolo shall avenge you all as
>he Duels this creature of the Senate.. for that is his crime.

As the Speaker, and thus proconsul of the Senate, I accept this challenge
on behalf of that most honourable of Senators /dev/joe.   Your vicious
attacks on the Senate and attempts to bring it down around all of our
heads must stop, and /dev/joe is the right man to stop you.

Bring yourself to the field of Viruses.

- --TJ, Second to /dev/joe and Speaker

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 19:55:58 -0400 (EDT)
From: JT <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Dew-Ell

On Sun, 6 Sep 1998, JT wrote:
>On Sun, 6 Sep 1998, Matt Miller wrote:
>>On behalf of the Founder of the Church of Odo on the Wormhole most capital
>>swinger of all, Niccolo Flychuck, I do hereby challenge the one known as 
>>/dev/joe to a Duel.
>>
>>I am certain that each and every member of the game of Ackanomic has a
>>grievance with this /dev/joe character.  Niccolo shall avenge you all as
>>he Duels this creature of the Senate.. for that is his crime.
>
>As the Speaker, and thus proconsul of the Senate, I accept this challenge
>on behalf of that most honourable of Senators /dev/joe.   Your vicious
>attacks on the Senate and attempts to bring it down around all of our
>heads must stop, and /dev/joe is the right man to stop you.
>
>Bring yourself to the field of Viruses.

As Herald, I will also referee this duel.
The duel has now started, and I will post the starting board shortly.

- --TJ, Herald.

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Date: Sun, 06 Sep 1998 23:00:03 -0400 (EDT)
From: "Joseph W. DeVincentis" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Having Fun

I create a trinket worth A$48 named JT's Barrel of Monkeys.  It's description
is "Well, it looks like more fun than its name implies."  Unfortunately this
is another forgery and is immediately transferred to JT.

/dev/joe

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