Subject: ackanomic digest V3 #107
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ackanomic digest       Wednesday, April 15 1998       Volume 03 : Number 107

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 13:27:15 -0400 (EDT)
From: "Tom Walmsley" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: The Gingham Telegraph Issue 3

*Newsflash* Today TGW's Acka mail-box finally hit 10000 messages this special
report gives you a report on who posts the most to Acka (Note, these are
messages that TGW has received that are either to any of the Acka lists or
have Acka: in the subject line so it will be slightly biased to those who e
has communicated privately with more often, e.g. the members of SPAM, banna,
and Klingon).

Slakko: 1652
breadbox: 1375
Alfvaen: 1202
TGW: 771
else...if: 445
Malenkai: 439
Hubert: 408
Niccolo Flychuck: 387
Vynd: 384
/dev/joe: 342
rufus: 310
K 2: 281
Rex Mundi: 199
Fortunato: 159
ThinMan: 156
Red Barn: 135
Guy Fawkes: 129
Goldenmean: 100
two-star: 80
JT: 80
Calvin N Hobbes: 76
dice server: 65
Attila the Pun: 54
Bill the Pirate King: 53
Koxvolio: 51
Hoover 2300: 44 (and I don't think I understood 1 of them)
Joe Java: 36
Wild Card: 34
Idiot Boy: 34
Crackfoo: 28
Robert Sevin: 22
Illusion: 18
mr cwm: 15
Ayla: 14
Sunflare: 14
Karma: 12
Majordomo: 12
Mr Lunatic Fringe: 7
Bascule: 5
Enigma: 5
Gregory McClune: 4
J.M. Bear: 3
Pandora: 2
Device: 2
CarsesraC: 2
Barry Mitchum: 1
Voting Gnome: 1
Hachiman: 1
Oren Bassik: 1
Antimatter: 1
Michael Wren: 1

There are no real surprises here, especially among the top four, although it
is odd to see that else...if has posted more than Malenkai, although this can
probably be explained by the fact that else...if has been a member of both
SPAM and Klingon, and the fact that Malenkai left a bit ago. In a bizarre
quirk of fate, the top four have provided exactly half of these messages
(well 5000 anyway). The most active of the none players (not including the
dice server) is unsurprisingly, Sunflare, with second placed Mister Lunatic
Fringe having posted only half the amount (although Mr Lunatic Fringe was a
player for one of those messages so perhaps he should be considered a "former
player". 
Somewhere, 362 messages appear to have gone missing in this count. If you can
suggest who we may have missed then we at the Telegraph would appreciate it.

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 13:27:15 -0400 (EDT)
From: "Tom Walmsley" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: CFJ 565 (INVALID)

Nicole Flychuck judged this INVALID.

Clerk of the Courts
- -----------------------------------------------------------------------
Call For Judgement 565 - April 14, 1998
Subject: Bodies
Initiator: rufus (sent April 13, 1998, 18:19)
Judge: Niccolo Flychuck (selected April 14, 1998, 09:36)
Judgement: INVALID

Statement: 
Ackans have no bodies. 

Initiator's Reasoning:  
The rules seem not to say.  Heads, yes.  Wings, some of us.  Ears, some of
us.  What these should attach to is not clear.

Judge's Reasoning:
I dont see what bearing this has on the Game State. If the rules, in their
wisdom, had not seen fit to descirbe ackans' bodies, then ackans may well
have any bodies they wish to have.

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 14:16:07 -0400 (EDT)
From: John Frederic Mc Coy <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: hello

On Wed, 15 Apr 1998, L'homme a tete de choux wrote:

> Since I've been formally introduced, just thought I'd say a more informal
> hello.
> 
> "hello"

Hi.

                                 - Vynd

[email-masked]

> 
> I don't think I'll be making too many other noises just yet though --
> it's going to take a while to learn my way round Acka.
> 
> Pandora (David Kenning)
> 
> 
> 

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 14:24:41 -0400 (EDT)
From: JT Traub <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re:  Acka: Senate Seat

>>Awww.. and here I thought you liked me :)  Seriously though, I'm not
>>destroying the history.. it's already happened.  I'm merely initiating a new
>>era :)
>
>So you think.  Entities cannot be changed except as described by the rules.
>Seats in an office are entities, so their names (if they have them) cannot
>be changed arbitrarily changed.  Ha!

Hmm.. you appear to be correct.

>You don't like seat Melvin?  Well, you didn't have to run for that auspicious
>seat, held by the likes of such greats as Balsamic Dragon, IdiotBoy, and
>ThinMan before you.  You should be honored to rest your sound system in that
>august chair, but instead you attempt to defile it with a false and unworthy
>name.  This has become a matter of honor!

Well, since you were correct above, all I can say in my defense is that I
would not have wanted to soil the previous good name of Seat Melvin by any
mistakes I might have made as Senator and hence the attempted change, to
preserve forever Seat Melvin as a wonderful seat.  However, that cannot be
and you have my apologies :)

- --JT

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 14:28:05 -0400 (EDT)
From: JT Traub <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: CFJ 568 (else...if)

I retract this CFJ as I agree with ThinMans reasoning about whether or not
I am able to rename the seat.

- --JT
Looking for a second for the duel.

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 14:33:26 -0400 (EDT)
From: "Tom Walmsley" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: CFJ 567 (FALSE)

JT has judged this FALSE.

Clerk of the Courts
- -----------------------------------------------------------------------
Call For Judgement 567 - April 15, 1998
Subject: Winning part 2
Initiator: Alfvaen (sent April 15, 1998, 00:09)
Judge: JT (selected April 15, 1998, 09:55)
Judgement: FALSE

Statement:
Alfvaen's score is higher than the Magic Number.

Alfvaen's Reasoning:
As Praetor, I was allowed to describe how Beldin's Pants, the Rule, was
to be amended.  I stated that as Praetor I was allowed to amend it.  I
then amended it to create the entity Antxina, whose powers were enumerated
therein.  Finally, by means of one of those powers I raised my score to the
Magic Number, and it has since risen due to normal score changes from
Proposal passages, anti-voting, etc.

Judge's Reasoning:
  As Slakko pointed out when he made his win attempt earlier today, Alfvaen
forgot to include the Pyraic Frobnotzor in the list of ways to amend the
rule and thus was unable to amend it as he described.

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 14:42:12 -0400 (EDT)
From: "Tom Walmsley" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka:  The narrow minded ThinMan

> Truly, these are days of woe for the citizens of Ackanomic when such
> poseurs as JT are permitted to sully the hallowed places of such Ackanomic
> institutions as Senate Seat Melvin.
> 
> Others may do nothing and allow evil to prevail, but the Right
> Honourable ThinMan will have no part of this tiddler's farce!
> 
> JT, you may consider this a Challenge from ThinMan.  You are Challenged
> for your lack of respect for the Senate and the Seat which was given you
> by the citizens of Ackanomic.

It is a sad day indeed when one of Acka's oldest citizens decides that change
is not for the good of all Ackanomic. It is an even sadder day when he can
convince an elder that this is the case, and yet Idiot has followed ThinMan
like the SHEEP that he is. The reason others were "allowing this evil to
prevail" is that they saw JT's noble actions for what they really were. Would
that more Ackans would strive for change, not accept the status quo, and
attempt to survive in a world ruled by the Ackanomic elite.

Scoundrel ThinMan, as second to the Honourable JT I am conveying to you eir
acceptance; should you have the courage then I ask that you make your way to
the field of ghost.

I shall referee this duel, and my dice have chosen ThinMan to go first.

TGW.

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 14:54:04 -0400 (EDT)
From: John Frederic Mc Coy <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: acka: Nyarlathotep

This Blueprint appears to have been made illegaly, I'm not entirely sure
what will happen now...  Here is why:

> 
> I heff azzembled ze bluepreent for Nyarlathotep!
> 

> 
> Ze detailz ov ze zubmeesheeons!
> 
> /dev/joe, Rule 949:
> After successfully reattaching a building, Nyarlathotep is destroyed.
> Fortunato, Rule 835:
> If a player leaves any Location, and it is otherwise unclear or
> undefined which Location they go to, or the specified destination does
> not exist, or they cannot go to their Home, they go to Nyarlathotep.
> Red Barn, Rule 101 - rejected (rule 101 not created by proposal):
> Nyarlathotep is a self-modifying game of rules.

This sentence, the second in the Blueprint, is over 30 words in length and
therefor invalid.

> Vynd, Rule 910:
> The effects (if any) of reading a Nyarlathotep of the Ackanomicon occur as
> soon as it is publicly knowable which page has been read.

This sentence only had the first of two occurance of "page" replaced with
Nyarlathotep.

> Vunce again, my apologeez!
> 
> Rex Mundi!
> 

I only have 10 minutes until I need to meet someone, so I don't hve time
to submit a CFJ right now.  But unless someone comes up with a nice neat
solution to this by this evening, I'll be sending one in soon.

                                - Vynd

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 16:24:46 -0400 (EDT)
From: Towsner <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Help, help, we're being oppressed!

>and now being Societies or VSO's).  And Shell#10 will certainly be
>affected as well, but that's not as important, because it was a scam
>organization all the way.
	I admit that Shell#10 was originally part of a scam, but since then
it has been perfectly legitimate.

- --
- -Henry Towsner, AKA else...if, The Fearless Alibi Posesser, Laefu, and Yilran

	<[email-masked]>

	Success is the child of audacity.
		-Benjamin Disraeli

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 16:24:57 -0400 (EDT)
From: Towsner <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: The Gingham Telegraph Issue 3

>There are no real surprises here, especially among the top four, although it
>is odd to see that else...if has posted more than Malenkai, although this can
>probably be explained by the fact that else...if has been a member of both
>SPAM and Klingon, and the fact that Malenkai left a bit ago. In a bizarre
	Or the fact that I tend to talk too much:)

>Somewhere, 362 messages appear to have gone missing in this count. If you can
>suggest who we may have missed then we at the Telegraph would appreciate it.
	The dice server?

- --
- -Henry Towsner, AKA else...if, The Fearless Alibi Posesser, Laefu, and Yilran

	<[email-masked]>

	Success is the child of audacity.
		-Benjamin Disraeli

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 16:49:26 -0400 (EDT)
From: Uri Bruck <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Actions

On Wed, 15 Apr 1998, Guy Fawkes wrote:
> 
> I offer the remaining A$100 to Niccolo Flychuck in exchange for his
> Cheez-whiz.

I accept this offer.
Niccolo Flychuck

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 16:53:33 -0400 (EDT)
From: Hubert <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Home Fries.

On Wed, 15 Apr 1998, Matt Miller wrote:

> As Beldin's Tailor, I amend the rule known as "Beldin's Pants" by changing
> the word "RuneMaker" to "Postmaster" in the first sentence.

Oops, doesn't occur in the first sentence, but in the second.  You've
still got a chance, IdiotBoy.

- -Hubert

Charlie was a Chemist, but Charlie is no more. 
What Charlie thought was H20 was H2SO4. 

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 17:00:40 -0400 (EDT)
From: Duncan Richer <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Home Fries.

On Wed, 15 Apr 1998, Hubert wrote:

> On Wed, 15 Apr 1998, Matt Miller wrote:
> 
> > As Beldin's Tailor, I amend the rule known as "Beldin's Pants" by changing
> > the word "RuneMaker" to "Postmaster" in the first sentence.
> 
> Oops, doesn't occur in the first sentence, but in the second.  You've
> still got a chance, IdiotBoy.

Look, for pete's sake, I'll try again.

I amend the Rule known as Beldin's Pants by replacing the text:

"only as described by at least one of the following: the RuneMaker and the
Chess-Umpire."

with the following text:

"only as described by a player who holds two or more of the following
Offices: the Offices of RuneMaker, Chess-Umpire and Web-Harfer."

Nicely Idiot Proof.
Or at least Idiot-Boy Proof.
Yes, you could fix it, and strand it, until the next player comes along.
For banna's sake, I've promised to fix it once a proper method is
suggested.
LET ME DO SO, PLEASE!

Yours,
Slakko
- -- 
Duncan C. "" Richer aka
Slakko (Lost) Warner - http://dcr24..quns.cam.ac.uk/ - Queens' College
Cambridge, 1st Year PhD(Pure Maths), CUDipSoc, CUSFS, CUSTS, CURS etc
Acka - ex-President/still Web-Harfer RuneMaker ChessUmpire Map-Harfer

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 17:03:56 -0400 (EDT)
From: David Scheidt <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Home Fries.

On Wed, 15 Apr 1998, Hubert wrote:

> Oops, doesn't occur in the first sentence, but in the second.  You've
> still got a chance, IdiotBoy.

And get together with whoever you decided to give the power to Hubert
Slakko out of this.  Despite claiming to want to close this loophole, he
has used it to try to give himself a win, despite Alfvaen having used it
for the same effect earlier.  Distinctly unharfy in my opinion.  

rufus

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 17:09:48 -0400 (EDT)
From: Matt Miller <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Home Fries.

On Wed, 15 Apr 1998, Duncan Richer wrote:

> with the following text:
> 
> "only as described by a player who holds two or more of the following
> Offices: the Offices of RuneMaker, Chess-Umpire and Web-Harfer."
> 
> Nicely Idiot Proof.
> Or at least Idiot-Boy Proof.

And maybe IdiotBoy Proof. (note: no dashes, no spaces, gracias.)

IB
you MUST chill

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 17:14:19 -0400 (EDT)
From: Duncan Richer <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Home Fries.

On Wed, 15 Apr 1998, David Scheidt wrote:

> On Wed, 15 Apr 1998, Hubert wrote:
> 
> > Oops, doesn't occur in the first sentence, but in the second.  You've
> > still got a chance, IdiotBoy.
> 
> And get together with whoever you decided to give the power to Hubert
> Slakko out of this.  Despite claiming to want to close this loophole, he
> has used it to try to give himself a win, despite Alfvaen having used it
> for the same effect earlier.  Distinctly unharfy in my opinion.  

I would be worried myself, and I can understand why you think it is
unharfy.  But Alfvaen's attempt failed, so the scam was still unsuccessful
(at least as far as JT's judged CFJ says, and I believe such a verdict is
likely to be upheld on appeal).  My attempt merely ensured that the scam
would give one person a win.

I only got my chance as a 1 in 50 shot - I was very lucky and I believe I
should have a chance to take advantage of that luck.  Otherwise what would
the point of having been lucky be?

Yours,
Slakko
- -- 
Duncan C. "" Richer aka
Slakko (Lost) Warner - http://dcr24.quns.cam.ac.uk/ - Queens' College
Cambridge, 1st Year PhD(Pure Maths), CUDipSoc, CUSFS, CUSTS, CURS etc
Acka - ex-President/still Web-Harfer RuneMaker ChessUmpire Map-Harfer

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 17:32:32 -0400 (EDT)
From: Hubert <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Home Fries.

On Wed, 15 Apr 1998, David Scheidt wrote:

> And get together with whoever you decided to give the power to Hubert
> Slakko out of this.  Despite claiming to want to close this loophole, he

No, not Hubert Slakko, just plain Hubert.  And plain Slakko.

Ackans don't have last names.  Except possibly for Ms. Lady, though most
of her friends call her Fat.

Actually, I was being sarcastic when I said IdiotBoy still had a chance.
If Slakko's grab for power succeeded, e has unequivocal power over R940:
it would be pretty useless for IB to try it a word at a time.

I had hoped that whoever got the Potato (or like powers) next would try
and close the loophole without first exploiting it, though.  True,
Alfvaen's attempt seems to have failed, but I guess I'm just (somewhat
ironically) getting tired of it.  It took so many modifications by so many
people that it just seems way too contrived by now.  And it would be easy
to Impeach Slakko from all three of those offices (or simply make em
Acting), but I'd say just let em close it up for now.

I apologize to Acka for opening this thing up in the first place.

I create a trinket called "Consolation Prize 2" with the description:
"This trinket allows the owner to amend Rule 940, "Beldin's Pants"
unequivocally as long as the owner has a score greater than the Magic
Number, owns one of each type of cheese, and possesses the title Sage O'
Doe Gas.  It looks a lot like Antxina and is great for commiseration,
because it will make profoundly sympathetic noises if you expound to it
about your inability to win a Cycle." with a value of A$25 and gift this
to Alfvaen.

- -Hubert

Charlie was a Chemist, but Charlie is no more. 
What Charlie thought was H20 was H2SO4. 

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 17:40:27 -0400 (EDT)
From: Duncan Richer <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Home Fries.

On Wed, 15 Apr 1998, Hubert wrote:

> On Wed, 15 Apr 1998, David Scheidt wrote:
> 
> I had hoped that whoever got the Potato (or like powers) next would try
> and close the loophole without first exploiting it, though.  True,
> Alfvaen's attempt seems to have failed, but I guess I'm just (somewhat
> ironically) getting tired of it.  It took so many modifications by so many
> people that it just seems way too contrived by now.  And it would be easy
> to Impeach Slakko from all three of those offices (or simply make em
> Acting), but I'd say just let em close it up for now.
> 
> I apologize to Acka for opening this thing up in the first place.
> 
> I create a trinket called "Consolation Prize 2" with the description:
> "This trinket allows the owner to amend Rule 940, "Beldin's Pants"
> unequivocally as long as the owner has a score greater than the Magic
> Number, owns one of each type of cheese, and possesses the title Sage O'
> Doe Gas.  It looks a lot like Antxina and is great for commiseration,
> because it will make profoundly sympathetic noises if you expound to it
> about your inability to win a Cycle." with a value of A$25 and gift this
> to Alfvaen.

I was actually going to give em a A$2000 trinket out of the treasury as
compensation in the abdication amendment I will be sending out within a
couple of days.

- -- 
Duncan C. "" Richer aka
Slakko (Lost) Warner - http://dcr24.quns.cam.ac.uk/ - Queens' College
Cambridge, 1st Year PhD(Pure Maths), CUDipSoc, CUSFS, CUSTS, CURS etc
Acka - ex-President/still Web-Harfer RuneMaker ChessUmpire Map-Harfer

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 17:47:11 -0400 (EDT)
From: Towsner <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Lasagna

	I'm eating vegetarian lasagna.  Just thought you should all know.

- --
- -Henry Towsner, AKA else...if, The Fearless Alibi Posesser, Laefu, and Yilran

	<[email-masked]>

	Success is the child of audacity.
		-Benjamin Disraeli

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 17:55:34 -0400 (EDT)
From: K2 <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Lasagna

else...if has found Vegetarian Lasagne (T196) the map was:
Whoever eats, drinks (or in some manner consumes ) vegetarian lasagne shall find
this treasure.

K 2

Towsner wrote:

>         I'm eating vegetarian lasagna.  Just thought you should all know.
>
> --
> -Henry Towsner, AKA else...if, The Fearless Alibi Posesser, Laefu, and Yilran
>
>         <[email-masked]>
>
>         Success is the child of audacity.
>                 -Benjamin Disraeli

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 17:57:07 -0400 (EDT)
From: Matt Miller <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Meta-Info

If anyone needs some webspace to throw up some pages of Ackanomic stuff,
or just wants/needs a shell/email account to play with, let me know.

IB
not liking visiting geocities

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 18:04:50 -0400 (EDT)
From: Towsner <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Lasagna

>else...if has found Vegetarian Lasagne (T196) the map was:
>Whoever eats, drinks (or in some manner consumes ) vegetarian lasagne
>shall find
>this treasure.
	Well, since it was K 2's treasure I might as well do something nice
for him.  A play a share your income card on Guy Fawkes stock income,
asking for only A$440.  If this works I give K 2 A$440, and we can all be
happy.

- --
- -Henry Towsner, AKA else...if, The Fearless Alibi Posesser, Laefu, and Yilran

	<[email-masked]>

	Success is the child of audacity.
		-Benjamin Disraeli

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 18:16:55 -0400 (EDT)
From: David Scheidt <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Home Fries.

On Wed, 15 Apr 1998, Duncan Richer wrote:

> I would be worried myself, and I can understand why you think it is
> unharfy.  But Alfvaen's attempt failed, so the scam was still unsuccessful
> (at least as far as JT's judged CFJ says, and I believe such a verdict is
> likely to be upheld on appeal).  My attempt merely ensured that the scam
> would give one person a win.

Alfvaen's attempt seems to have failed, not because there was anything
truly wrong with it, but because of a little detail.  I am no so sure that
it would fail on appeal.  However, he showed everyone what the loophole
was.  That he failed to surf it properly does not make it harfy for
someone else to do so.  It would be just as unharfy if he were to have
said, hey look, there is a big gaping hole here, why don't we fix it and
then someone else came along.  That you had only one chance in fifty
matters not a whit.  

rufus

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 18:52:16 -0400 (EDT)
From: "Tom Walmsley" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Going to Church

I thought I had joined but the P/E page and the orgs page both say I haven't
so it's quite likely that I haven't. I apply for membership of the Church of
Markovian Dream.

TGW.

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 18:59:07 -0400 (EDT)
From: Hubert <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: DeeJay, get off your ASS

I go to the Library.

And inside, the jukebox roars just like thunder.

I place A$5 into the slot on the control panel.

I wish to play "Taxman," by the Beatles.  For obvious reasons, at least if
you're unfortunate enough to be an American today.

I also point out that the traditional deadline for the Bulwer-Lytton "Dark
and Stormy" contests was (and still is, I believe) today, because, and I
quote, "Americans associate it with another painful submission."

Also, the Titanic sank today.  The real one, that is.

- -Hubert, Inane-And-Useless-FactMeister

Charlie was a Chemist, but Charlie is no more. 
What Charlie thought was H20 was H2SO4.

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Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 22:05:05 -0400 (EDT)
From: "Gavin M. Doig" <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: acka: Nyarlathotep

>This Blueprint appears to have been made illegaly, I'm not entirely sure
>what will happen now...  Here is why:
>
>>
>> I heff azzembled ze bluepreent for Nyarlathotep!
>>
>
>>
>> Ze detailz ov ze zubmeesheeons!
>>
>> /dev/joe, Rule 949:
>> After successfully reattaching a building, Nyarlathotep is destroyed.
>> Fortunato, Rule 835:
>> If a player leaves any Location, and it is otherwise unclear or
>> undefined which Location they go to, or the specified destination does
>> not exist, or they cannot go to their Home, they go to Nyarlathotep.
>> Red Barn, Rule 101 - rejected (rule 101 not created by proposal):
>> Nyarlathotep is a self-modifying game of rules.
>
>This sentence, the second in the Blueprint, is over 30 words in length and
>therefor invalid.
>
>> Vynd, Rule 910:
>> The effects (if any) of reading a Nyarlathotep of the Ackanomicon occur as
>> soon as it is publicly knowable which page has been read.
>
>This sentence only had the first of two occurance of "page" replaced with
>Nyarlathotep.
>
>> Vunce again, my apologeez!
>>
>> Rex Mundi!
>>
>
>
>I only have 10 minutes until I need to meet someone, so I don't hve time
>to submit a CFJ right now.  But unless someone comes up with a nice neat
>solution to this by this evening, I'll be sending one in soon.
>
If ze zecond zentence vas not aczeptable, ze next vun vas:
Nyarlathotep shall publicly announce the fact of its enaction, or failure.
Vhich vas zubmeeted by The Gingham Wearer, from Rule 421.2!

I zink zat zis vould be ze ectual lest zentence, end zet Nyarlathotep vould
replace "page" in ze ozer incorrect zentenze!

Rex Mundi!

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