Subject: acka-finance-digest V3 #83
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acka-finance-digest      Wednesday, May 13 1998      Volume 03 : Number 083

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Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 03:48:30 -0400 (EDT)
From: Duncan Richer <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Stock Sale Yet Again

I sell two stocks.
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Duncan C. "" Richer aka
Slakko (Lost) Warner - http://dcr24.quns.cam.ac.uk/ - Queens' College
Cambridge, 1st Year PhD(Pure Maths), CUDipSoc, CUSFS, CUSTS, CURS etc
Acka - President, Web-Harfer, RuneMaker, ChessUmpire, Map-Harfer

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Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 05:20:16 -0400 (EDT)
From: [email-masked] (L'homme a tete de choux)
Subject: Re: Acka: EBS auction

>I bid A$50K 2

I take it that's not meant to be a bid of 50,000?

I bid A$60

Pandora

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Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 05:31:09 -0400 (EDT)
From: [email-masked] (L'homme a tete de choux)
Subject: Acka: Pulse Laser Auction

>I bid A$22

I bid A$25

Pandora

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Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 05:34:46 -0400 (EDT)
From: [email-masked] (L'homme a tete de choux)
Subject: Re: Acka: EBS auction

>I bid A$61

I bid A$68

Pandora

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Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 05:43:19 -0400 (EDT)
From: [email-masked] (L'homme a tete de choux)
Subject: Re: Acka: Pulse Laser (was GBS)

>> Koxvolio bids A$40 for the Pulse Laser.
>
>I bid A$ 45

I bid A$50

Pandora

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Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 05:44:17 -0400 (EDT)
From: [email-masked] (L'homme a tete de choux)
Subject: Re: Acka: EBS auction

>Koxvolio bids A$68 for the EBS.

Pandora bids A$75

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Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 05:44:21 -0400 (EDT)
From: [email-masked] (L'homme a tete de choux)
Subject: Re: Acka: Pulse Laser (was GBS)

>Koxvolio bids A$50.

Pandora bids A$55

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Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 05:45:27 -0400 (EDT)
From: [email-masked] (L'homme a tete de choux)
Subject: Re: Acka: Pulse Laser (was GBS)

>K 2 bids A$ 55

Damn that Hubert phenomenon.

Pandora bids A$61

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Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 06:19:05 -0400 (EDT)
From: K2 <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Pulse Laser (was GBS)

L'homme a tete de choux wrote:

> >K 2 bids A$ 55
>
> Damn that Hubert phenomenon.
>

Indeed, the auction itself appears to have Huberted you... it finished

K 2
not a chief cheese

> Pandora bids A$61

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Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 13:02:32 -0400 (EDT)
From: Jonathan David Amery <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: EBS auction

On Wed, 13 May 1998, L'homme a tete de choux wrote:

> >I bid A$50K 2
> 
> I take it that's not meant to be a bid of 50,000?
> 
 No, a bid of 50,002.

 (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((:-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

 H*bert.

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Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 13:44:33 -0400 (EDT)
From: Matt Miller <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: EBS auction

On Wed, 13 May 1998, Jonathan David Amery wrote:

> On Wed, 13 May 1998, L'homme a tete de choux wrote:
> 
> > >I bid A$50K 2
> > 
> > I take it that's not meant to be a bid of 50,000?
> > 
>  No, a bid of 50,002.
> 

I misread this as 51202.  Thanks for the clarification.

IB

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Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 18:00:19 -0400 (EDT)
From: Duncan Richer <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Parade

On Wed, 13 May 1998, Tom Walmsley wrote:

> > It's not a good night if you don't get a traffic cone.
> 
> [Red Dwarf, The Last Day].

Well spotted.  

I create a trinket, called "Traffic Cone", valued at A$10, with the
description "It can also morph into a WPCs hat."

I gift Traffic Cone to TGW.

While I'm at it, I create a trinket called "Another Blasted Poll Win",
valued at A$10, with the description "Maybe it is time to get Phoebe to
run for Office.  This little badge was brought to you by Ackanomic MidTerm
Polls Incorporated."

I gift Another Blasted Poll Win to Hubert.

- -- 
Duncan C. "" Richer aka
Slakko (Lost) Warner - http://dcr24.quns.cam.ac.uk/ - Queens' College
Cambridge, 1st Year PhD(Pure Maths), CUDipSoc, CUSFS, CUSTS, CURS etc
Acka - President, Web-Harfer, RuneMaker, ChessUmpire, Map-Harfer

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Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 22:12:12 -0400 (EDT)
From: Towsner <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Ackan Reserve Financial Report

Stock Market News:

Assuming no futher announcements today, the following information will take
affect tomorrow:

	Current Value: 172.6
	Positivity Value:142.3
	Activity Value: 30.3

	Change Today +3.9
	Change in Positivity: +4.5
	Change in Activity: -0.6
	Percentage Change: +2.3%
	Activities Today: 8

Market News:
	The Stock Market rose by just under four points today, closing at
172.6.  The call for changes to the market settings continued, although
Reserve Chair else promises that the market will be fixed "as soon as there
is a second player member on the Board."

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The Ackan Reserve Financial Report
Published by the board of the Ackan Reserve
Coming daily since 1998

	else...if

		ELSE...IF

	Chair, Ackan Reserve

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