Subject: acka-finance-digest V3 #42
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acka-finance-digest      Wednesday, April 1 1998      Volume 03 : Number 042

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Date: Wed, 01 Apr 1998 22:06:55 -0500 (EST)
From: Towsner <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Ackan Reserve Financial Report

Daily News:
	With the passage or proposal 2799, the Activity Value was unfrozen,
and will respond by losing it's second eigth of a point right after
midnight (at 12:12, to be exact).  The positivity value still rose by
enough to bring up the market as a whole several percent.  Says else...if,
"The days of free rides are over.  From here on, things are going to be
slower."

Note:
	The Ackan Reserve reported the stock prices for "March 32"
yesterday as an April Fools Joke.  It was not intentional.  Really.

Stock Market Information:

Assuming no futher announcements today, the following information will take
affect at the beginning of April 2 will be:

	Current Value: 36.55
	Positivity Value: 30.7
	Activity Value: 5.85

	Change Today: +3.95
	Change in Positivity: +4.2
	Change in Activity: -2/8
	Percent Change: +12.1%

Note: This message is equipped with a Temporal Parachute from Elsifian
EnterPrizes.
	Elsifian EnterPrizes is a wholly owned subsidiary of Shell#10.

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The Ackan Reserve Financial Report
Published by the board of the Ackan Reserve
Coming daily since 1998

	else...if

		ELSE...IF

	Chair, Ackan Reserve

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Date: Wed, 01 Apr 1998 23:37:15 -0500 (EST)
From: Guy Fawkes <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Ackan Reserve Financial Report

I am selling all of my stocks.  However, I believe the activity index
reported here is in error.  It should rise by 1/normality each time an
activity occurs.  Several proposals were distributed after the passage of
2799, and each of these is an activity, so this should result in a rise in
the activity index.

The question is -- did any activities occur yesterday, before a Rule
existed that defined them as activties.

GF

On Wed, 1 Apr 1998, Towsner wrote:

> Daily News:
> 	With the passage or proposal 2799, the Activity Value was unfrozen,
> and will respond by losing it's second eigth of a point right after
> midnight (at 12:12, to be exact).  The positivity value still rose by
> enough to bring up the market as a whole several percent.  Says else...if,
> "The days of free rides are over.  From here on, things are going to be
> slower."
> 
> Note:
> 	The Ackan Reserve reported the stock prices for "March 32"
> yesterday as an April Fools Joke.  It was not intentional.  Really.
> 
> Stock Market Information:
> 
> Assuming no futher announcements today, the following information will take
> affect at the beginning of April 2 will be:
> 
> 	Current Value: 36.55
> 	Positivity Value: 30.7
> 	Activity Value: 5.85
> 
> 	Change Today: +3.95
> 	Change in Positivity: +4.2
> 	Change in Activity: -2/8
> 	Percent Change: +12.1%
> 
> Note: This message is equipped with a Temporal Parachute from Elsifian
> EnterPrizes.
> 	Elsifian EnterPrizes is a wholly owned subsidiary of Shell#10.
> 
> --
> The Ackan Reserve Financial Report
> Published by the board of the Ackan Reserve
> Coming daily since 1998
> 
> 	else...if
> 
> 		ELSE...IF
> 
> 	Chair, Ackan Reserve
> 
> 

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