Subject: acka-finance-digest V3 #30
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acka-finance-digest      Thursday, March 19 1998      Volume 03 : Number 030

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Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 20:33:38 -0500 (EST)
From: Towsner <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Ackan Reserve Financial Report

Daily News:
	In a surprise change today, the Stock Market stayed still.  Says
one analyst, "Yeah, that's more or less what I expected."

Rules and Regulations:
	The Ackan Reserve Board of Directors released draft of its proposed
replacement for the activity value.  The draft is several days later than
originally promised.  Says else...if, "At the moment, the Committee for
Blame Reallocation is investigating the matter.  They will determine who is
responsible, and, if that person should be an unacceptable recepticle for
that guilt, they will find who could feasibly be blamed.  We expect either
a result or an excuse by Saturday."

Stock Market Information:

Assuming no futher announcements today, the following information will take
affect at the beginning of March 20 will be:

	Current Value: 24.5
	Positivity Value: 18.4
	Activity Value: 6.1

	Change Today: +0.0
	Change in Positivity: +0.0
	Change in Activity: FROZEN
	Percent Change: +0.0%

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The Ackan Reserve Financial Report
Published by the board of the Ackan Reserve
Coming daily since 1998

	else...if

		ELSE...IF

	Chair, Ackan Reserve

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