Subject: acka-finance-digest V3 #24
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acka-finance-digest      Thursday, March 12 1998      Volume 03 : Number 024

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Date: Thu, 12 Mar 1998 21:43:47 -0500 (EST)
From: Towsner <[email-masked]>
Subject: Acka: Ackan Reserve Financial Report

Daily News:
	In a surprise move today, nothing happened.  Warned else...if,
chairman of the Ackan Reserve, "The situation has become critical.  It is
possible that we will soon have to delve into the emergency store of ways
to announce that nothing has happened."

Rule and Regulations:
	The Board of the Ackan Reserve is finalizing a proposal to replace
the activity value with what they call the "events index."  It will be
affected by such things as Phoebe announcements, *ping*s, and a large
number of other "random" events.  The board hopes that the large quantity
of events involved will prevent any single person or group of people from
abusing positions for personal profit.

Stock Market Information:

Assuming no futher announcements today, the following information will take
affect at the beginning of March 12 will be:

	Current Value: 19.9
	Positivity Value: 13.8
	Activity Value: 6.1

	Change Today: 0.0
	Change in Positivity: +0.0
	Change in Activity: +0.0
	Percent Change: +0.0%

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The Ackan Reserve Financial Report
Published by the board of the Ackan Reserve
Coming daily since 1998

	else...if

		ELSE...IF

	Chair, Ackan Reserve

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