Subject: acka-finance-digest V2 #28
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acka-finance-digest    Wednesday, January 28 1998    Volume 02 : Number 028

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 16:57:40 -0700 (MST)
From: [email-masked] (Aaron V. Humphrey)
Subject: Acka: Kaa of Land Auction

Hoover 2300, with the high bid of A$253(A$230 + 10%, by eir last message),
has purchased the rare and highly valuable kaa of land formerly belonging
to Murphy.

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- --Alfvaen(Web page: http://www.telusplanet.net/public/alfvaen/ )
Current Album--The Stranglers:10
Current Book--Gregory Benford:Timescape
The other day I went to the stationery store...but it had moved.

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 16:59:40 -0700 (MST)
From: [email-masked] (Aaron V. Humphrey)
Subject: Acka: Auction Them Entities

I am hereby calling a Public Auction on the Vending Machine which is in
the Treasury.  Let's get some Walls of Trombones out there or something.
Minimum bid, A$0.

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- --Alfvaen(Web page: http://www.telusplanet.net/public/alfvaen/ )
Current Album--The Stranglers:10
Current Book--Gregory Benford:Timescape
These eyes are blind, this is a pure thing

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 19:06:32 -0500
From: Towsner <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Auction Them Entities

>I am hereby calling a Public Auction on the Vending Machine which is in
>the Treasury.  Let's get some Walls of Trombones out there or something.
>Minimum bid, A$0.
	I bid A$10

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- -Henry Towsner, AKA else...if, The Fearless Alibi Posesser, Laefu, and Yilran

	<[email-masked]>

	No iron can stab the heart with such force as a period put just at
the right place.
	-Isaac Babel

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 14:18:39 -1000
From: Rico <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Auction Them Entities

On Wed, 28 Jan 1998, Towsner wrote:

> >I am hereby calling a Public Auction on the Vending Machine which is in
> >the Treasury.  Let's get some Walls of Trombones out there or something.
> >Minimum bid, A$0.
> 	I bid A$10

I bid A$20.

- -rico

This sentance has three errers.

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 19:29:51 -0500
From: Towsner <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Auction Them Entities

>> >I am hereby calling a Public Auction on the Vending Machine which is in
>> >the Treasury.  Let's get some Walls of Trombones out there or something.
>> >Minimum bid, A$0.
>> 	I bid A$10
>
>I bid A$20.
	A$25!

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- -Henry Towsner, AKA else...if, The Fearless Alibi Posesser, Laefu, and Yilran

	<[email-masked]>

	No iron can stab the heart with such force as a period put just at
the right place.
	-Isaac Babel

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 15:02:31 -1000
From: Rico <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Auction Them Entities

On Wed, 28 Jan 1998, Towsner wrote:

> >> >I am hereby calling a Public Auction on the Vending Machine which is in
> >> >the Treasury.  Let's get some Walls of Trombones out there or something.
> >> >Minimum bid, A$0.
> >> 	I bid A$10
> >
> >I bid A$20.
> 	A$25!
	 A$35. :-p

- -rico

All those who believe in telekinesis raise my right hand. 

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 20:13:24 -0500
From: Towsner <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Auction Them Entities

>	 A$35. :-p
	I wasn't bidding.  I was just saying the number.
	Okay, seriously, I bid A$40

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- -Henry Towsner, AKA else...if, The Fearless Alibi Posesser, Laefu, and Yilran

	<[email-masked]>

	No iron can stab the heart with such force as a period put just at
the right place.
	-Isaac Babel

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 15:30:20 -1000
From: Rico <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Auction Them Entities

On Wed, 28 Jan 1998, Towsner wrote:

> >	 A$35. :-p
> 	I wasn't bidding.  I was just saying the number.
> 	Okay, seriously, I bid A$40
<insert adverb>ly, I bid A$50.

- -rico

All those who believe in telekinesis raise my right hand. 

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 20:04:18 -0700 (MST)
From: [email-masked] (Aaron V. Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Acka: Auction Them Entities

> <insert adverb>ly, I bid A$50.

I bid A$55.

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- --Alfvaen(Web page: http://www.telusplanet.net/public/alfvaen/ )
Current Album--Frente!:Marvin The Album
Current Book--Gregory Benford:Timescape
Sorry for not writing sooner. I died last week.

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 17:54:57 -1000
From: Rico <[email-masked]>
Subject: Re: Acka: Auction Them Entities

On Wed, 28 Jan 1998, Aaron V. Humphrey wrote:

> 
> > <insert adverb>ly, I bid A$50.
> 
> I bid A$55.

Despite Alfvaen's ruining the lovely cascade, I bid $65.

- -rico

Two men in a Yugo were arrested following last night's push-by shooting. 

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Date: Tue, 27 Jan 1998 11:02:08 -0800
From: [email-masked]
Subject: Re: Acka: Auction Them Entities

Rico wrote:
> 
> On Wed, 28 Jan 1998, Aaron V. Humphrey wrote:
> 
> >
> > > <insert adverb>ly, I bid A$50.
> >
> > I bid A$55.
> 
> Despite Alfvaen's ruining the lovely cascade, I bid $65.
> 
> -rico
> 
> Two men in a Yugo were arrested following last night's push-by shooting.
damn

75 and 75 Cents

hoover 2300

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 21:14:56 -0700 (MST)
From: [email-masked] (Aaron V. Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Acka: Auction Them Entities

> > > <insert adverb>ly, I bid A$50.

> > I bid A$55.

> Despite Alfvaen's ruining the lovely cascade, I bid $65.

Take it to acka-cascade!

I bid A$72.

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- --Alfvaen(Web page: http://www.telusplanet.net/public/alfvaen/ )
Current Album--Moll Flanders Soundtrack
Current Book--Gregory Benford:Timescape
Opinions are like armpits--yours is warm and secure, everyone else's stink.

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Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 21:17:56 -0700 (MST)
From: [email-masked] (Aaron V. Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Acka: Auction Them Entities

Outbid already!  You really should get your computer's clock fixed...

> 75 and 75 Cents

Well, there are no Ackapennies, but...  I'll take this up to A$83.

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- --Alfvaen(Web page: http://www.telusplanet.net/public/alfvaen/ )
Current Album--Moll Flanders Soundtrack
Current Book--Gregory Benford:Timescape
Smilie-captioned for the alternatively clued.

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Date: Tue, 27 Jan 1998 11:38:01 -0800
From: [email-masked]
Subject: Re: Acka: Auction Them Entities

Aaron V. Humphrey wrote:
> 
> Outbid already!  You really should get your computer's clock fixed...
> 
> > 75 and 75 Cents
> 
> Well, there are no Ackapennies, but...  I'll take this up to A$83.
> 
 hmm

$92

and bag of magickal bannana skin-acid beans that is if the postal system
works.

"help! their's a green man on my head"
from:.
other green man that was greener than the other man who had been wearing
green..

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