Rule 1787
'April Fool's Day' (by Steve)
A break from all the stress and strife
and matters of much gravity,
is what this Nomic sorely needs:
a dithyramb to levity!
In order that, just once a year,
our hearts be light and gay,
Let April Fool's Day, every year
become a Holiday!
This rule has since been repealed.
Rule 1729
'Insanity' (by Oerjan with amendments by Vlad? and harvel)
An Interested Proposal is Insane, if it contains no minuscule letter.
(That is the opposite of CAPITAL, for those who know not better.)
For such a Proposal, until the Voting Period has ended:
there shall be no discussing Votes, or this Rule has been bended.
Nor shall a Player Vote in public, only to Assessor.
The Votes shall be unknown to others, even employer and professor.
And should at the end, Votes FOR plainly lack,
The wicked Proposer shall be Maniac.
This rule has since been repealed.
Rule 1924
'Living Twice Shall Have Its Price' (by Elysion with amendments by Murphy)
Friends of mine, there is a plague!
A blight! A scourge! Let's not be vague,
Ev'rybody's surely seen
The creatures that exist between
Life and death, which reign no more,
So unlike in those days of yore.
Now demand we some new rule!
We marched out to Istanbul,
(We'd lost our map, 'cause life is cruel),
Argued, squabbled, fought did we,
Now we all do hope you see
This simple, plain necessity.
Registrar, who keeps our lists,
For every Zombie that exists,
Every end of quarter passed,
Shall bill the master of that ghast,
One Indulgence, (aren't they nice?)
So living twice shall have its price.
Simple as this act may be,
Since no longer care do we,
About immaculatity,
Lost have we that bonus old,
"Wins now matter!" we've been told,
So much for my reform so bold.
This rule has since been replaced with the version below
Rule 1924
'Living Twice Shall Have Its Price' (by Goethe)
O Agorans! Please hear my claim:
A dark injustice mars our game.
Though politics should not be easy
For Zombie Masters life is breezy.
The ordinary Player's stressed,
The Zombie Master's triply bless'd
With extra votes, and extra Roles
And Stems enough to buy mink stoles.
With all these perks, it seems they oughtta
Pay more than one Indulgence per Quarter.
And so, henceforth, for justices' sake,
Let them this payment monthly make.
The Registrar, who keeps our lists,
For every Zombie that exists,
Shall, at the end of each month passed, a
Lone Indulgence bill the Master.
And should this Upkeep be not paid
Asap, the Master's disobeyed
This Rule, and makes a wretched journey,
Loses the Power of Attorney
O'er that Zombie. More disaster!
The Registrar shall bill the Master
For the Zombie - but forgive
The Upkeep debt, and thusly shrive
The Master. That's the heavy price
That must be paid for living twice.
This rule has since been repealed.
Rule 2029
'Town Fountain' (by Goethe)
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T
his
Power-4
Rule (the first ever)
was placed to honor
The Agoran Spirit Of The Game
by Goethe, Steve, Murphy, root
and OscarMeyr, Scamsters. Look
on our works, ye Marvy, but do
always Dance a Powerful Dance. Hail Eris!