CFJ 1346
Judgement by root
Should I Judge this statement FALSE, a vict'ry would it be
for Crito, Steve, the Goddess Eris, and others with VEs.
The Jailor, too, though failed at vote, would join in and rejoice --
for e then would not be called to Blot me for poor choice.
For it seems to me, you see, it is against the Rules
to make a Judgement here of TRUE -- but, oh, what silly fools!
Three VEs are three VEs, and it surely simply wouldn't do
to scoff when I say, "Light the fuse; this CFJ is TRUE!"
Appeal by Steve
On this travesty of justice, we can hardly set our seal.
It simply violates the Rules; I call for its Appeal.
Appeal by OscarMeyr?
Repeated use of iambs shows that everyone's a sport
When it comes to giving justice, be it crime or tort.
We invest a large amount of time
To make the C F J text rhyme.
Anyway, I too Appeal, and do lend my support.
CFJ 1616
Judgement by Sherlock
A picture of emself Zefram did refer,
In countenance e resembles not Aaron Burr,
But definitely of human construe,
And therefore I must judge TRUE,
For eir personhood it did verily ensure!