HUMPH	Mornington Crescent. As usual, teams, special rule applies, and that is the diagonal moves are excluded when green is faced downwards (laughs), you've got that?
TIM	Oh, great.
GRAEME	Green is?
HUMPH	Downwards.
BARRY	Due to the demise of Opportunity Knocks.
HUMPH	Barry, you seem to be in good form, so you'd better start this round.
BARRY	Savile Row.
WILLY	Mornington Crescent.
BARRY	Oh God!
HUMPH	I warned you, Barry, about green being faced downwards.
TIM	You were too busy larking about with Hughie Green.
BARRY	I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
HUMPH	Who's going to start? Willy Rushton.
WILLY	Pembridge Crescent.
GRAEME	Queen's Park.
TIM	Oh, Willy.
WILLY	Don't blame me, do something clever.
TIM	Now you ask me!
BARRY	Come on, come on.
TIM	Regent's Park Road.
BARRY	No.
TIM	Yes, it's the South ... not the Finchley one.
GRAEME	You can't have the two - can he?
BARRY	I don't think so.
GRAEME	Not with Regent's Park.
TIM	Can ljust ask - the Jubilee line we haven't brought in yet, have we?
HUMPH	Not as far as I know.
TIM	Right. Well, you're the boss. Well, I stick by it.
BARRY	Pentonville Road.
WILLY	Tooting Bec High Street.
GRAEME	Mor-
TIM	Ah ha.
GRAEME	I didn't say 'ning'.
WILLY	It's cat and mouse again.
GRAEME	I didn't get as far as 'ning'. Beak Street.
TIM	Phoenix Street.
BARRY	Albernarle Street.
WILLY	Goodge Street.
GRAEME	Mornington Crescent.
HUMPH	I could see that coming a mile off.
TIM	Be fair.
HUMPH	Well, Graeme Garden and Barry Cryer, you win that round.