The Nomic 9 is a distributed artificial intelligence database that exists in part on over 3.5 million computers world-wide. Small parts of it are included by liscence in many common programs such as web browsers and word processing programs. We are unable, due to pending and currently in progress lawsuits, to dicusss specific brands. Its peculiar personality seems to be only a temporary glitch and will probably soon clear up. There is no need to be alarmed.