Name: | Geoffrey Cain |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http://geoffcain.com |
Where are you from: | here now but from there |
Comments: | test |
June 25, 2001 18:00:05 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Lord Grand High Sargon |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Through The Looking-Glass |
Comments: | We welcome Mr. De Plume to our ranks. From South American all the way to France - we are truly international. |
Febuary 4, 2001 23:46:20 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Emily M. Siskin, AntiChrist |
Email: | muffinly@earthlink.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | HELL |
Comments: | Thanks to all the lowly yet grand initiates who voted me into office! I will not forget thee when the Day o' Judgment comes and I sit at His right hand (wait, I think the place card puts me under the table, I must check). Meanwhile, you will note that I have rescinded the orders for (a) a plague of locusts to descend on your home town, (b) a rain of frogs -- sorry I can't do anything about the Reign of the Idiot that recently commenced -- he had a direct deal w/the devil and didn't go through |
Febuary 4, 2001 16:13:43 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Nom de Plume |
Email: | dwpalmer@teleport.com |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy |
Comments: | An addition to your poem, "Where do the god's go, anounty nounty?", and to your ranks! I thus invoke the Devine LAW! |
Febuary 2, 2001 23:59:38 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Peter Rohr |
Email: | dupisha@dingoblue.net.au |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Sydney |
Comments: | May i propose the following? That the body known as AMONC accepts as fact that all things, both seen and unseen, visible and invisible, above and below, ARE. in the words of Van Morrison "it ain't why, baby. it just IS!" |
January 7, 2001 12:01:49 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Peter C Rohr |
Email: | dupisha@hotmail.com |
HomePage: | http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~dupisha/ |
Where are you from: | Australia, in sydney |
Comments: | May i join, i have composed a line or two for the pointy poem; Oh, pointy head, So very pointy. much praise jah Ras-tafar-i |
January 6, 2001 18:39:20 (GMT Time) |
Name: | LGHS |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http://www.tapirback.com/tapirgal/club.htm |
Where are you from: | The Negaverse |
Comments: | Oops! Kip that is. |
January 5, 2001 21:27:11 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Lord Grand High Sargon |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http://www.tapirback.com/tapirgal/club.htm |
Where are you from: | The Negaverse |
Comments: | Welcome Kim, consider yourself initiated. |
January 5, 2001 21:25:51 (GMT Time) |
Name: | kip martin |
Email: | kipmartin@hotmail.com |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | my contribution to the poem: and with your holy ambergris, wilt thou please anoint me? |
December 29, 2000 06:34:11 (GMT Time) |
Name: | kip martin |
Email: | kipmartin@hotmail.com |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | erie, PA. really. |
Comments: | Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? only at work. Deje vu? only when listening to CSN&Y. Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? no, but i once experienced Spontanteous Hunan Consumption at a chinese restaurant. REQUEST: may i please join the AMONC nomic? |
December 29, 2000 06:28:08 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Luís Henrique |
Email: | luisb@zipmail.com.br |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Brasília |
Comments: | I forget to put my name & e-mail address to my vote, so I sent a new vote. There was no intention to fraud the voting, sorry. Luís "Jeb" Henrique |
December 19, 2000 15:22:29 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Emily M. Siskin |
Email: | muffinly@earthlink.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Right Here (No Cal) |
Comments: | Welcome newbies! |
December 18, 2000 17:08:33 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Geoffrey Cain |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http://blackvault.com |
Where are you from: | The Heart of Darkness |
Comments: | We welcome Anakin and Silas to the fold.
Their contributions to the poem are on the "Hierarchy" page (scroll down).
A new round of voting has begun. Check the "Proposal" page. |
December 18, 2000 05:58:16 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Anakin |
Email: | Anakin@dougshaw.com |
HomePage: | http://www.dougshaw.com/anakin.html |
Where are you from: | I am from Elsewhere, but am in Exile |
Comments: | Oh, Pointy Birds Oh, Pointy Pointy Oh do not land Upon my grointy I wish to become an Initiate |
December 11, 2000 14:49:19 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Silas |
Email: | dmarner@keylogic.com |
HomePage: | http://pax.degang.com |
Where are you from: | Out there, thattaway |
Comments: | I hereby petition to join your lodge. Do I have to pee in a cup? Poem follows. Oh Pointy Birds, Oh Pointy Pointy Anoint My Head, Anointy-nointy Dointy You feel Jointy Simpler heads have gone before Hollow hands do open doors Glaze the careful carmel spore. Quoth the Censor, "Too much gore." |
December 8, 2000 18:28:13 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Geoffrey Cain |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Wonderland |
Comments: | The new round of voting is in. The new proposals that have passed are posted on the "Divine Decrees" page and the scores are updated on the "Hierarchy" page. The proposals that passed are 624, 625, 627, 633, 637, 638, 639, 642, 643, and 644. Some of the votes were VERY close. Disputed ballots were counted after tracing the IP # of the e-mail to the host server but it would be easier (and would avoid possible lengthy court battles in the future) if we remember to fill in the name and e-mail fi |
December 6, 2000 07:49:22 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Geoff Cain, Lord Grand High Sargon |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http://theonion.com |
Where are you from: | Born in Babylonia, moved to Arizona |
Comments: | We have formally welcomed Kate and Luis into the Mystical Body of the AMONC. Remember to check out the "Proposals" page and vote. In Ever Enveloping Folds of Obfustication, Lord Grand High Sargon |
November 9, 2000 07:33:41 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Katestah-K |
Email: | moon_rose12@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Babag'desh (province of Koolookiwa) |
Comments: | Oh Pointy Birds, Oh Pointy Pointy Anoint My Head, Anointy-nointy Dointy You feel Jointy Simpler heads have gone before Hollow hands do open doors Glaze the careful carmel spore |
November 7, 2000 07:33:06 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Luís Henrique |
Email: | increu@zipmail.com.br |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Brasília |
Comments: | "Pointy Birds" Oh, PointyBirds, Oh, Pointy Pointy, Anoint my head, anointy-nointy Dointy you feel jointy? |
November 6, 2000 13:00:35 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Emily Siskin |
Email: | muffinly@earthlink.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Over Yonder |
Comments: | Thx for pointing out the req's of RULE 610 -- pls note that KT Chapman must also abide by such req't (unless she has already done so and her contribution has not yet been posted). Stickler. |
November 2, 2000 19:47:41 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Geoff Cain, LHS, Phd. |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Planet Clare |
Comments: | It is my awesome duty, Luis, to inform you that, yes, it used to be this easy to join. But due to a recently passed proposal you must first come up with the fourth line to the poem "Pointy Birds" which goes: Oh, PointyBirds, Oh, Pointy Pointy, Anoint my head, anointy-nointy, Give us a fourth line and you are initiated. |
November 2, 2000 16:01:35 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Luís Henrique |
Email: | increu@zipmail.com.br |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Brasília |
Comments: | And, yes, I would like to play. Is this all? |
October 31, 2000 18:47:50 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Luís Henrique |
Email: | increu@zipmail.com.br |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Brasília |
Comments: | Miss My Time has married; so, she's no longer missing; Dejá vu: Everything. Spontaneous Human Combustion: Never, never, never. One of the Mysteries of Universe is that Nothing in the Universe is "spontaneous". Everything has a Cause... even if it is, as it happens, a Hidden Cause. Yes, I worry about Hidden Caused Human Combustion at Wednesdays, 5:30 PM. |
October 31, 2000 18:46:04 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Lady Elizabeth |
Email: | cirocco@impulse.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | School (sigh) |
Comments: | Me too!! Me Too!! |
October 26, 2000 21:32:02 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Emily M. Siskin |
Email: | muffinly@earthlink.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Second Star from the Left |
Comments: | OK, Lord on High Sargon Master, I've got enough points now that I'd like to buy a vowel for 10 points and become a 2nd level initate as allowed in the rules. Thanks! |
October 24, 2000 04:07:47 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Geoffrey Cain |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http://nomic.iwarp.com |
Where are you from: | Fort Urgh |
Comments: | Fellow AMONC Initiates, The votes are in and the following proposals passed: 609-616, 618, 622, 623 The scores are posted on the Hierarchy page. Inscrutably yours, Lord Grand High Sargon |
October 23, 2000 23:35:42 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Other E. |
Email: | cirocco@impulse.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Inner Space |
Comments: | The result of birth control without sex? Why, spontaeous human combustion, of course!! |
October 23, 2000 15:58:37 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Emily M. Siskin |
Email: | muffinly@earthlink.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | None of your beeswax |
Comments: | OhmiGod - you mean it's NOT true? HE LIED TO ME! But what happens if you use birth control w/out having any sex? |
October 21, 2000 17:45:01 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Jacqui Cain |
Email: | mysteryb@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http://www.geocities.com/jacqui_cain |
Where are you from: | Space |
Comments: | Rank Superstition Proposal: If you have sex without birth control you will have a baby. |
October 21, 2000 04:34:29 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Jacqui Cain |
Email: | mysteryb@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http://www.geocities.com/jacqui_cain |
Where are you from: | Space |
Comments: | Aphorism Proposal: If you can't be subtle, why even try. |
October 21, 2000 04:32:09 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Geoffrey Cain |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http://blackvault.com |
Where are you from: | Planet Clare (it has pink air) |
Comments: | By the powers invested in me as Lord Grand High Sargon and the New Jersy Gaming Commission, I declare Katestah Chapman an intiate. Mazel Tov! See revised Hierarchy page. |
October 18, 2000 18:14:56 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Katestah Chapman |
Email: | moon_rose12@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Lompton (like Compton, sort of...) |
Comments: | Well, jeezo, if this collective can prompt my mom to admit she's "saucy" (Watchoutnow!), IMAGINE what it could do for a demure college chick like me (blink blink). I humble myself before the Hierarchy... Where's the complimentary Ramen dinner, yo? |
October 17, 2000 05:44:23 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Peter DeSimone |
Email: | peter_desimone@hotmail.com |
HomePage: | http://www.pdsoftware.net |
Where are you from: | Das Vaterland! |
Comments: | Jetzt mußen wir entscheiden; fahren wir weiter, oder kriechen wir zurueck nach dem Schloß der Schwaeche? Aufwachen! Wir brauchen einer Armee! Wir brauchen einen Fuehrer, wer dem Mut zu fuehren hat! Damit nochmal bitte ich euch, ihr Militaerischeskommandant zu sein. Sieg verspreche ich! |
October 14, 2000 04:53:55 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Elizzy |
Email: | cirocco@impulse.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Vandenberg A.F.B. Hangar 51 |
Comments: | Oh Great and Terrible Grand High Sargon: I shall endeavor to fulfill the lofty duties of the title that you have so graciously bestowed upon this humble (yet saucy) peon. I vow to give this office all the respect it deserves. Obsequiously Yours, L.H.A. Elizabeth |
October 13, 2000 20:40:42 (GMT Time) |
Name: | test |
Email: | test |
HomePage: | test |
Where are you from: | test@test.com |
Comments: | test |
October 11, 2000 06:14:42 (GMT Time) |
Name: | geoff cain |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | test |
Comments: | test |
October 11, 2000 06:11:51 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Emily M. Siskin |
Email: | muffinly@earthlink.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | S.M. |
Comments: | The web, be it arbitrary and fateless or fateful and planned, finds its center in or near Santa Maria (perhaps closer to Casmalia or Sisquoc). Try as you might to escape, you find yourself back there again and again. Not sure why that it is -- connections, again. |
October 10, 2000 03:30:44 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Geoffrey Cain |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http://www.wco.com/~eris/bdlib.html |
Where are you from: | ¡Santa Maria por Vida! |
Comments: | For those of you who didn't know and rely on the guestbook as your sole news source: Elizabeth is now "Lady High Astrologer Elizabeth" |
October 9, 2000 23:01:59 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Geoff Cain |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http://blackvault.com |
Where are you from: | the ethersphere |
Comments: | Sounds like you had a great week-end. Should that go under "prophecies" or should I make a new catagorie for rhetorical questions? |
October 8, 2000 18:39:39 (GMT Time) |
Name: | EEEElizabeth |
Email: | cirocco@impulse.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | first star on your left, straight on 'til morning |
Comments: | As I journey into the shadow of yet another lost week-end, I ponder the significance of connections. Are we all a part of some great web, contructed with purpose and meaning? or are we all just caught in destiny's powerful riptide, mere flotsam in the gulf stream of fate.... |
October 6, 2000 21:03:35 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Keith A. Dalzell |
Email: | |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | |
October 3, 2000 20:11:22 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Keith A. Dalzell |
Email: | keithling@netzero.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | I'm not sure what you mean by that. |
Comments: | Time is a slippery fish. |
October 3, 2000 20:10:56 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Emily M. Siskin |
Email: | muffinly@earthlink.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | MacLand |
Comments: | PROPOSAL: In order that our esteemed order remain so, the spelling of our esteemed order shall be regularlized, to whit: either CRUSIS or CRUCIS throughout. The former graces the History of the Order page, while the latter spelling occurs on the AMONC main page. |
September 28, 2000 20:20:22 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Geoff Cain |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http://theonion.com |
Where are you from: | 53 miles west of venus |
Comments: | The scores are in: Proposals 601, 605, 607, 608 all passed. The proposals are listed in the 600 range at the bottom of the "Divine Decrees" page. They are also listed in their appropriate catagory (i.e. Rank Superstition, etc.) Latest scores from the "Hierarchy" page: Mischa: 6 Peter : 4 Tasha : 6 Jacqui : 6 Liz : 8 Emily: 5 Geoff: 8 Kevin : 0 Scores are based on how many of the proposals you voted for passed and how many of the proposals you made passed. |
September 28, 2000 18:42:52 (GMT Time) |
Name: | test |
Email: | |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | |
September 28, 2000 18:07:43 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Geoffrey Cain |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http://geoffcain.com |
Where are you from: | Dimension X |
Comments: | Votes are in. The results will be posted around the 23rd. Mischa: consider your head annointed and every jointy jointy |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | Every 30 seconds |
Deje vu? | Every 15 seconds |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | Only when I exhale |
September 19, 2000 07:14:56 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Misha |
Email: | amonc@dasheka.org |
HomePage: | http://www.dasheka.org |
Where are you from: | Michigan |
Comments: | I am going to play. Anoint my head, anointy-nointy. |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | Yes. |
Deje vu? | Of course. |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | Worrying is as effective as trying to solve algebra equations by chewing bubblegum. |
September 14, 2000 23:01:15 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Elizabeth |
Email: | cirocco@impulse.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | I'm sworn to secrecy |
Comments: | Addenum to rank superstition: It's bad luck to put a hat on a cat unless your name is Theodore S. Geisel |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | Yes! |
Deje vu? | Yes! |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | Oh Baby .... Yes! |
August 31, 2000 17:56:44 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Elizabeth Chapman |
Email: | cirocco@impulse.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Right here! |
Comments: | Wheee! I'm really truly an initiate? When do I get my free tote bag? Guess I should actually read all the laws & stuff. |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | Yes, frequently on the highway |
Deje vu? | It's either that or a 70's flashback. |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | POOF! Not anymore! |
August 31, 2000 17:45:43 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Emily M. Siskin |
Email: | muffinly@earthlink.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Sta Monica, CA |
Comments: | New Rule Proposal: All new initiates shall be required to submit, along with their request to join COMMENT in the guestbook, the next line to the poem, Oh, Pointy Pointy, which so far goes like this: Oh, Pointy Birds/Oh, Pointy Pointy |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | Much of this afternoon driving down PCH |
Deje vu? | Driving PCH (repeated over past few weeks/months) |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | Nah |
August 31, 2000 00:57:18 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Elizabeth Chapman |
Email: | cirocco@impulse.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Inglewood |
Comments: | Let me get back to you on that. |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | Every time someone hits me with the brights. |
Deje vu? | ?uv ajeD |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | Every time someone hits me with the brights. |
August 26, 2000 03:30:09 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Geoffrey Cain |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Planet Clare |
Comments: | Put new proposals here - sometime next week a fully automated proposal voting page will be on the "Proposals" link on the side-bar. |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | Only when on the internet |
Deje vu? | This is the second time I have been asked... |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | Yes, that is why I say eat drink and be merry |
August 25, 2000 02:54:08 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Emily M. Siskin |
Email: | muffinly@earthlink.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Sta Monica (these days) |
Comments: | New proposal for a Rank Superstition (WHERE THE HECK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SUBMIT NEW PROPOSALS ANYWAY?): It's bad luck to put a hat on a cat. |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | Being towed over the Grapevine in a AAA truck having problems... |
Deje vu? | Haven't I heard this asked before... |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | I'm not telling. |
August 24, 2000 04:11:47 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Peter A DeSimone |
Email: | peter_desimone@hotmail.com |
HomePage: | http://www.pdsoftware.net |
Where are you from: | Barrow, AK |
Comments: | I second the LGHS' proposal to capitalize 'Mysteries of the Universe'. The logic behind his proposal should be blatantly apparent to even the dumbest privately educated sapien. |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | |
Deje vu? | |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | |
August 17, 2000 04:52:13 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Geoffrey B. Cain |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Pomona |
Comments: | Arbitrary Rules Proposal: The phrase "Mysteries of the Universe" should always be typed in capitalized letters |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | |
Deje vu? | |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | |
August 16, 2000 17:21:25 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Geoffrey Cain |
Email: | |
HomePage: | http://home.earthlink.net/~srama/index.html |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | I propose that the Lord High Dagon should give peace a chance... |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | |
Deje vu? | |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | |
August 16, 2000 15:51:22 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Peter A. Desimone |
Email: | peter_desimone@hotmail.com |
HomePage: | http://www.pdsoftware.net |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Proposal: As the Panamanian Intelligence Agency (a.k.a. "Juan and his cousin"), and other enemy organizations may be reading these postings, all members are required to utilize a standard method of encipherment, which shall be World Standard Encryption version 3 (avail. from P.D. Software, $20). |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | |
Deje vu? | |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | |
August 15, 2000 12:11:50 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Peter A. DeSimone |
Email: | peter_desimone@hotmail.com |
HomePage: | http://www.pdsoftware.net |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Proposal (cont 3): Dagon of Chaos (LHDoC). Thus, from the time of the enactment of this proposal, all able-bodied AMONC members shall be rendered totally subserviant to aforementioned party. |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | |
Deje vu? | |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | |
August 15, 2000 11:29:15 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Peter A. DeSimone |
Email: | peter_desimone@hotmail.com |
HomePage: | http://www.pdsoftware.net |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Proposal (cont 2): Panama Canal. After such siezure shall AMONC impose absurd and utterly ridiculous tolls on merchant ships wishing to pass through the canal. Most are estimated to comply rather than risk a perilous journey around Cape Horn. Thus will AMONC receive a sizable share of international commerce. As with all Top Secret operations, this operation shall be issued a code name. The code name shall be FUPANAMA. Also this operation shall be directed and overseen by the Lord High |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | |
Deje vu? | |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | |
August 15, 2000 11:28:35 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Peter A. DeSimone |
Email: | peter_desimone@hotmail.com |
HomePage: | http://www.pdsoftware.net |
Where are you from: | |
Comments: | Proposal (cont 1): offensive driving, aircraft operation, extreme skiing, chi gong, etc. After such time as a recruit has completed basic training, s/he will proceed to more advanced training consistent with his or her Military Occupational Specialty (MOS). After such time as a soldier has completed advanced training, s/he will partake in the covert invasion of Panama. Such invasion shall be accomplished with the explicit purpose of siezing control of the major shipping lane known as the |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | |
Deje vu? | |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | |
August 15, 2000 11:26:32 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Peter A. DeSimone |
Email: | peter_desimone@hotmail.com |
HomePage: | http://www.pdsoftware.net |
Where are you from: | You mean from whence did I originate? |
Comments: | Proposal: All able-bodied members, without respect to gender or combat experience, will report to AMONC recruit depot for basic training. Such training shall include physical fitness, hand to hand combat, use of small arms, use of military and improvised explosives, sabotage, espionage, camouflage, escape and evasion, linguistics, interrogation, psychological warfare, practical applications of biotoxins, construction of thermonuclear devices, defusion of thermonuclear devices, defensive & offen |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | No. I have no regrets about dropping out of high school. |
Deje vu? | Every night I dream that I'm being chased by chainsaw-wielding, PCP-addicted chimps. |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | I try to avoid the hard liquor. |
August 15, 2000 11:20:18 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Tashala M. Lowe |
Email: | tashamlowe@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | A place where the future meets the past. |
Comments: | Arbitrary Rule Proposal: Fruit with the letters y or s in the name shall not be consumed on any Thursdays or Sundays nor on the first Monday after the full moon. |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | Only when I'm looking for my keys. |
Deje vu? | oui |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | Not since I stopped dating the fire eater from the circus. |
August 15, 2000 05:56:51 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Emily M. Siskin |
Email: | muffinly@earthlink.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Who wants to know? |
Comments: | I want to join this most exhaulted and holy order. Please. |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | Who wants to know? |
Deje vu? | Who wants to know? |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | Shazaam!!! |
August 15, 2000 05:50:43 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Tashala M. Lowe |
Email: | tashamlowe@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | The blackest pits of hell |
Comments: | Arb. Rule Proposal: If staying for are staying for more than three days guests must bring a roll of toilet paper, an offering of cookies or wine and a willing suspension of disbelief. |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | yes, but I ususally get it back in the mail |
Deje vu? | I feel like you've asked me this before |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | Constantly |
August 15, 2000 05:42:00 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Emily M. Siskin |
Email: | muffinly@earthlink.net |
HomePage: | http:// |
Where are you from: | Berkeley CA Planet Earth? |
Comments: | Sleep Dep Rules! |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | yes |
Deje vu? | yes |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | yes |
August 15, 2000 05:36:31 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Geoffrey B. Cain |
Email: | geoffcain@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http://geoffcain.com |
Where are you from: | Monterey |
Comments: | This a test of the emergency guestbook system. If this were a real guestbook, you would be told where to go and what to do. |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | Mon. mornings |
Deje vu? | I feel like I have been asked this before... |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | Only when I am smoking while pumping gas. |
August 11, 2000 06:51:32 (GMT Time) |
Name: | Dante Alighieri |
Email: | dantesb@yahoo.com |
HomePage: | http://www.blackvault.com |
Where are you from: | Planet Clare |
Comments: | On Comment! On Dasher! On Donner! |
Ever experience "missing time" syndrome? | Just then |
Deje vu? | I feel like I have been asked this before... |
Ever worry about Spontaneous Human Combustion? | Yes |
August 1, 2000 21:43:49 (GMT Time) |