Ackanomic Cyclopedia of Knowledge
Volume 1 issue 8                                           August 10, 1998
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Apology
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Due to a severe shortage of time caused by the staff of the ACK trying to
finish a thesis and get ready to move for a job, the ACK today publishes
its second straight content-free issue.  But rumor has it that another
issue before month's end will contain all /dev/joe knows about the still-
extant treasures, excepting the Jukkasjarvi one (the accumulated clues
for which could fill an Infrequent-Ackan-sized issue easily) and those
treasures /dev/joe buried himself.  And there will still be clues for
finding the treasure with all of /dev/joe's old buried twice-over
antiquities, someday.