This page contains all of the information that the Illuminatus has
regarding Agenda Hats, Nemesis Eggplants and the conditions thereof.
Conditions currently in existance:
A8: (author - Rex Mundi) (Weight: 115)
"The owner of this hat has taken possession of the Little
Lamb, while owning this hat."
B9: (author - The Green Ripper) (Weight: 20)
"The owner of this hat has posted to a public forum a message
containing at least one grammatically correct English sentence
which contains the same English word (which must appear in the
Rules) five or more times consecutively, and each word has an
unambiguous semantic meaning within the sentence."
C15: (author - Ayla) (Weight: -3)
"No message posted by the owner of this hat in the Ackanomic,
Acka-priv or Acka-research mailing list in the last 15 days
contained any of the following words: all, ask, be, because,
but, game, however, if, just, like, my, need, only, then,
think, want, way."
C17: (author - Ayla) (Weight: 50)
"The owner of this hat danced on the Town Hall Steps, wearing
this hat, and described eir dance in a sonnet in iambic
pentameter."
C23: (author - Alfvaen, Silly) (Weight: 104)
"The wearer of this hat has a trout in eir milk.
C24: (author - Alfvaen, Silly) (Weight: 104)
"The wearer of this hat has an odd number of pointy ears."
C25: (author - K 2) (Weight: -30)
"It is publicly knowable that the associated conditions of five
different agenda hats, not including hats in the possesion of
the owner of this hat, have become true and remained that way,
having previously been false, while the owner of this hat has
been wearing this hat."
G2: (author - Trent) (Weight: 60)
"This is the first hat that the wearer of this hat has worn."
J1: (author - else...if) (Weight: 0)
"The owner of this eggplant is a member of more than one
Sphere."
J2: (author - else...if) (Weight: -20)
"No CFCJ may be made against the owner of this hat."
J3: (author - else...if) (Weight: 63)
"For every player there is a rule defined equal and opposite
player."
J4: (author - /dev/joe) (Weight: -50)
"The owner of this hat is a member of the National Puzzlers'
League, and has been credited either with a "flat complete"
(correct solutions for all the flats in an issue) or as the
author or co-author of a published flat in the Enigma."
J5: (author - /dev/joe) (Weight: 0)
"None of the following things are defined in the rules: party
chess, players' homes, elements, earthquakes, suction cups,
the little lamb, the harfy phrase, and silly words."
J6: (author - Fixing...Elk?) (Weight: -100)
"The owner of this hat has submitted a proposal in Agora nomic
which has been accepted and made further play of that nomic
impossible."
J7: (author - Fixing...Elk?) (Weight: 0)
"It is publicly knowable that the owner of this hat has been
slain by an elf in a game of Ackan Role Playing and "Slain By
Elf" by Uresei Yatsura was the last song played on the ASS by
the owner of this eggplant."
J8: (author - Fixing...Elk?) (Weight: 0)
"Currently, all voting players of Ackanomic are Canadian."
J9: (author - Emperor Ai! Pedrito!) (Weight: -50)
"The wearer of this hat has never had an Ackanomic name with an
'e' or an 'a' in it (The letter, not the lowercase letter),
and has been wearing this hat for at least two weeks."
J10: (author - Emperor Ai! Pedrito!) (Weight: 0)
"The owner of this hat has worn it since before the end of
the last cycle, and every public message they have sent since
then has included a unique limerick."
"The wearer of this hat has negative points, negative mannna,
is in debt, has the minimum rule-defined proposal
characteristic and voting characteristic, has no treasures
buried, and has owned a black goose card at some point."
J12: (author - Alfvaen) (Weight: 0)
"The wearer of this hat owns at least one entity which is
defined in the Rules as being harf-coloured."
J13: (author - Alfvaen) (Weight: 0)
"The wearer of this hat has a Purple Heart, gained in war
against another Nomic."
J14: (author - Alfvaen) (Weight: 100)
"The wearer of this hat has worn it while in Gaol for a reason
other than having committed a Crime."
J15: (author - K 2) (Weight: 100)
"The owner of this hat or its eggplant is the Financier."
J16: (author - K 2) (Weight: 0)
"The owner of this hat or this eggplant has found more treasures
than any other active player else since this hat was created,
not including treasures for which a Hostile Takeover is either
pending or has resulted in the map writer being penalised."
J17: (author - Rachel L. Walmsley) (Weight: 85)
"More than 10 ASS songs are rule-defined."
J18: (author - Rachel L. Walmsley) (Weight: -33)
"More than 7 Ackanomic players are named after internal
organs."
