ackanomic Digest Sunday, April 04 1999 Volume: 04 Issue: 091 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Acka: *ping* From: Joseph DeVincentis Date: Sun, 04 Apr 1999 10:25:50 -0400 (EDT) Today is Sunday, the 4th day of April, and the Machine That Goes *ping* Has Gone *ping* today. Since I have been scholar, the Machine has gone *ping* 7 times. /dev/joe Scholar of *ping* ------------------------------ From: Matt Miller Subject: Acka: Blue Cross Date: Sun, 04 Apr 1999 16:51:28 -0400 (EDT) Vulcan HQ, 4 April 1999- From his palatial Comfy Chair, President IdiotBoy today praised a number of players who have provided exceptional service to the Ackanomic community. Among the Honorees today were: K 2 receiving one Silver Stripe for having a BCR of 150. else...if getting a silver stripe at his currewnt BCR of 33. Rice recieves his Blue Cross for his BCR of 21. The Presedient presented all the awards at a presentation brunch. President IdiotBoy praised the awardees for their hard work. Asked to comment on the awards after the mimosa filled brunch, President IdiootBoy said, "These are all fine upstanding Americans, except K2, who's some kinda of South Pacific freak, not that there's anything wrong with it." Congratualations to all the honorees. ------------------------------ Subject: Acka: Hearing 1 From: else@ackanomic.org Date: Sun, 04 Apr 1999 18:05:42 -0400 (EDT) Hearing 1 Conscientious Scholar Hearing else...if Due: Wed Apr 7 18:05:40 1999 The number 0 is defined being equal to one-third. Valid votes (reply and uncomment the vote you want): #vote 1 Sorry, I have too much of a Real Life (accept) #vote 1 I have a degree in Pure Maths! (reject) ------------------------------ From: Towsner Subject: Acka: Tabulabot Date: Sun, 04 Apr 1999 18:05:42 -0400 (EDT) tabulabot, a modified version of ackabot for hearings, is now accessible at else@ackanomic.org. I will be using it to conduct some of my hearings, and it is also available for use by others. For more information, e-mail it with #help in the body. If anyone has a question or a problem, I'll still be accepting votes manually. -- -Henry Towsner Thank heavens, the sun has gone in, and I don't have to go out and enjoy it. -Logan Pearsall Smith ------------------------------ From: Towsner Subject: Acka: Tabulabot Date: Sun, 04 Apr 1999 21:05:21 -0400 (EDT) Tabulabot appears to be working correctly now. Sorry about the inconvenience. -- -Henry Towsner Thank heavens, the sun has gone in, and I don't have to go out and enjoy it. -Logan Pearsall Smith ------------------------------ End of ackanomic Digest V4 #91 ******************************