From: owner-acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com (acka-finance-digest) To: acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com Subject: acka-finance-digest V3 #139 Reply-To: acka-finance@muppetlabs.com Sender: owner-acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com Errors-To: owner-acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com Precedence: bulk acka-finance-digest Saturday, July 18 1998 Volume 03 : Number 139 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 18 Jul 1998 02:13:34 -0400 (EDT) From: K2 Subject: Acka: UnTax As founder of the church of the book of chorg, I direct that it transfer all of its A$ [1074] to me. I create a trinket worth A$1074 called "The Funds of The Holy Church of The Book of Chorg" with the description: "It is Murrey". I bury "The Funds of The Holy Church of The Book of Chorg" as a treasure. K 2 ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Jul 1998 16:20:12 -0400 (EDT) From: Towsner Subject: Acka: Ackan Reserve Financial Report Stock Market News: As of this morning: Current Value: 75.6 Positivity Value: 51.8 Activity Value: 23.8 Change Today: -0.3 Change in Positivity: +0.0 Change in Activity: -0.3 Percent Change: +0.0% Activities Today: 6 P-Setting: 0.1 N-Setting: 0.05 A-Setting: 0.2 D-Setting: 0.125 Ongoing YES Count: 625 Ongoing NO Count: 215 YES/NO Ratio: 2.907 The Ackanomic Stock Market: From One Crisis to the Next, Making Money for You - -- The Ackan Reserve Financial Report Published by the Executive Board of the Ackan Reserve ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Jul 1998 16:56:14 -0400 (EDT) From: David Scheidt Subject: Re: Acka: Ackan Reserve Financial Report On Sat, 18 Jul 1998, Towsner wrote: > The Ackanomic Stock Market: > >From One Crisis to the Next, Making Money for You No it isn't. The reserve hasn't got the money to buy my stocks. rufus ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Jul 1998 17:05:31 -0400 (EDT) From: Towsner Subject: Re: Acka: Ackan Reserve Financial Report >No it isn't. The reserve hasn't got the money to buy my stocks. Sorry, ambiguous pronoun there. I was refering to people without stocks. Seriously, I promise that once we make it through taxes I'll order some more money from the treasury. - -- - -Henry Towsner Success is the child of audacity. -Benjamin Disraeli ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Jul 1998 17:11:27 -0400 (EDT) From: David Scheidt Subject: Re: Acka: Ackan Reserve Financial Report On Sat, 18 Jul 1998, Towsner wrote: > > >No it isn't. The reserve hasn't got the money to buy my stocks. > Sorry, ambiguous pronoun there. I was refering to people without > stocks. Seriously, I promise that once we make it through taxes I'll order > some more money from the treasury. Taxes are going to be paid, regardless of whether or not I sell my stocks before or afterwards. Its only a few hundred $A. rufus ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Jul 1998 17:17:47 -0400 (EDT) From: Towsner Subject: Re: Acka: Ackan Reserve Financial Report >Taxes are going to be paid, regardless of whether or not I sell my stocks >before or afterwards. Its only a few hundred $A. Fine. I suggest that the Ackan Reserve requisition A$1000. Not that anyone approves my requests, HINT HINT!!! - -- - -Henry Towsner Thank heavens, the sun has gone in, and I don't have to go out and enjoy it. -Logan Pearsall Smith ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Jul 1998 18:16:32 -0400 (EDT) From: David Scheidt Subject: acka: more church stuff. After actually reading the rules, I see that since church Policy is silent about managing entites, I have already destroyed the trinkets named in the previous post. So, assuming hte P/E page is correct, the Church of banna has 1003A$, which it then spends to buy a sekrit Lab. ruufs ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Jul 1998 21:58:58 -0400 (EDT) From: Towsner Subject: Acka: Ackan Reserve Financial Report Stock Market News: Assuming no futher announcements today, the following information will take affect tomorrow: Current Value: 74.7 Positivity Value: 51.8 Activity Value: 22.9 Change Today: -0.9 Change in Positivity: +0.0 Change in Activity: -0.9 Percent Change: +0.0% Activities Today: 1 P-Setting: 0.1 N-Setting: 0.05 A-Setting: 0.2 D-Setting: 0.125 Ongoing YES Count: 625 Ongoing NO Count: 215 YES/NO Ratio: 2.907 The Ackanomic Stock Market: From One Crisis to the Next, Making Money for You - -- The Ackan Reserve Financial Report Published by the Executive Board of the Ackan Reserve ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Jul 1998 23:40:35 -0400 (EDT) From: K2 Subject: Re: Acka: Stock and Actions K2 wrote: According to my rough calculations we are currently in cycle 22 I believe I am therefore the archaeologist (score: 167) I request the return of Evil from the museum's private collection. I hold up the trinket called "Evil", I ask is this trinket special. The archaeologist replies "This Trinket is Majik" I bury Evil as a treasure. K 2 > Taxes Due on 18 Jul 1998 03:08:16: A$9267 > > And Again on 15 Jul 1998 02:14:45: ~7420 +~20% of End of cycle Pay > > K 2 ------------------------------ End of acka-finance-digest V3 #139 **********************************