From: owner-acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com (acka-finance-digest) To: acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com Subject: acka-finance-digest V3 #115 Reply-To: acka-finance@muppetlabs.com Sender: owner-acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com Errors-To: owner-acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com Precedence: bulk acka-finance-digest Wednesday, June 17 1998 Volume 03 : Number 115 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 17 Jun 1998 13:15:31 -0400 (EDT) From: sharsmvk@localnet.com (Micah Smukler) Subject: Acka: I just hope I don't fall off the back I purchase 53 shares of stock. (wishing all the while I'd purchased them yesterday...) AtP ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jun 1998 16:14:40 -0400 (EDT) From: Eric Plumb Subject: Re: Acka: CFJ 616 thread cleanup On Mon, 15 Jun 1998, JT wrote: > Err no.. the order would have to. And since CFJ 616 has in fact been > judged true, I repeat my suggestion that the Order of the Razor Boomerangs > gift the truthseeker otzma card to JT and that the order of the razor > boomerangs gift the skeleton key card to Joe Java. I suggest the Order gift its OC Skeleton Key to Joe Java. To no one's surprise, this happens. (Not "It happens," since I'm not officially allowed to use our proposed motto. Actually, since mottoes are as yet unregulated (as is the correct spelling of eir plural) I intend to use them as often as possible. So, it happens.) I suggest the Order gift its OC Truthseeker to JT. Again, this happens. (I was going to transfer it to me just to scare JT, but realized I might have near the limit anyway, and wouldn't want to have had to destroy it.) [ I purchase 8675309 stocks. ] - - 867-5309 Veni, Vidi, Velcro. (I came, I saw, I stuck around) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jun 1998 21:36:17 -0400 (EDT) From: Towsner Subject: Acka: Ackan Reserve Financial Report Stock Market News: Assuming no futher announcements today, the following information will take affect tomorrow: Current Value: 17.1 Positivity Value: 3.6 Activity Value: 13.5 Change Today: -1.0 Change in Positivity: +0.0 Change in Activity: -1.0 Percent Change: -5.5% Activities Today: 0 P-Setting: 0.1 N-Setting: 0.05 A-Setting: 0.2 D-Setting: 0.125 Ongoing YES Count: 63 Ongoing NO Count: 54 YES/NO Ratio: 1.167 Market News: There were no actions today, dropping the market by a full point. The market's many new investors are eagerly awaiting the big day the dearly hope is near. The Ackanomic Stock Market: =46rom One Crisis to the Next, Making Money for You - -- The Ackan Reserve Financial Report Published by the Executive Board of the Ackan Reserve ------------------------------ End of acka-finance-digest V3 #115 **********************************