From: owner-acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com (acka-finance-digest) To: acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com Subject: acka-finance-digest V3 #95 Reply-To: acka-finance@muppetlabs.com Sender: owner-acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com Errors-To: owner-acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com Precedence: bulk acka-finance-digest Monday, June 8 1998 Volume 03 : Number 095 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 08 Jun 1998 02:33:54 -0400 (EDT) From: Duncan Richer Subject: Acka: Otzma: Ouch! Koxvolio correctly reported to me that e did not have enough money to pay for all his Otzma Cards won at Auction. Given that I listed each auction on a separate line, it is a reasonable interpretation that each auction was called an infinitesimal amount of time after the one on the line preceding it (except for the first one). Therefore e ran out of money for the Shield card, the last one he acquired. This voids the Shield auction, and requires that it be called again. There is now an auction for 2 Otzma Cards of Type Shield. Public Auction, minimum bid A$0. - -- Duncan C. "" Richer aka Slakko (Lost) Warner - http://dcr24.quns.cam.ac.uk/ - Queens' College Cambridge, 1st Year PhD(Pure Maths), CUDipSoc, CUSFS, CUSTS, CURS etc Acka - President, Web-Harfer, RuneMaker, ChessUmpire, Map-Harfer ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 08 Jun 1998 02:40:16 -0400 (EDT) From: JT Subject: Re: Acka: Otzma: Ouch! On Mon, 8 Jun 1998, Duncan Richer wrote: >There is now an auction for 2 Otzma Cards of Type Shield. >Public Auction, minimum bid A$0. I bid A$10 - --JT [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty. ] [ It's hard to seize the day when you must first grapple with the morning ] [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 08 Jun 1998 05:56:56 -0400 (EDT) From: Brian Raiter Subject: Acka: Gifts I hereby gift Alfvaen two of my trinkets, namely the "Bottle of Bacardi" (A$151) and the "A Pat on The Back" (A$25), as a token of my thanks. breadbox ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 08 Jun 1998 21:21:38 -0400 (EDT) From: Towsner Subject: Acka: Ackan Reserve Financial Report Stock Market News: Assuming no futher announcements today, the following information will take affect tomorrow: Current Value: 33.7 Positivity Value:19.5 Activity Value: 14.2 Change Today: +1.5 Change in Positivity: -0.1 Change in Activity: +1.6 Percentage Change: +4.7% Activities Today: 13 P-Setting: 0.1 N-Setting: 0.2 A-Setting: 0.2 D-Setting: 0.125 Market News: In an ironic twist, today's announced proposals, the first to be announced under the current Reserve Settings, were almost perfectly matched, shifting the positivity down by a mere tenth of a point. Reserve News: The Reserve was in confusion today as it moved to its fancy new building. As the opening ceremony began, Reserve Chair else...if stood proudly in front of the building, grasping the shears which would cut the ribbon wrapped around the building. As he attempted to cut it however, his left hand, apparantly operating under the control of if, attempted to maneuver the shears to slice else off. A battle ensued between the two heads before a number of Stock Market workers grabbed the shears away from them. The ribbon was then cut by the Vice Chair in charge of P-setting Analyses. - -- The Ackan Reserve Financial Report Published by the board of the Ackan Reserve Coming daily since 1998 else...if ELSE...IF Chair, Ackan Reserve ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 08 Jun 1998 21:22:14 -0400 (EDT) From: Eric Plumb Subject: Acka: Up, Up, and Awry I offer my Spell Book of Chorg and A$7 to Dennis and Edna, and would like to request a Silver Spaceship if I may. - - 867-5309 Push to test. Release to detonate. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 08 Jun 1998 23:15:44 -0400 (EDT) From: Eric Plumb Subject: Re: Acka: Up, Up, and Awry On Mon, 8 Jun 1998, Joseph W. DeVincentis wrote: > After checking to be sure that there are no Lions inside the Spaceship, I > offer the Spell Book of Chorg I just received from 867-5309 and the Silver > Spaceship just created from that book's page 5 to 867-5309. I hope you > have your poetry ready, Jenny, because this ship only lasts 3 days. I accept both offers. - - 867-5309 "Hold me closer, Tony Danza. Count the headlights on the highway." ------------------------------ End of acka-finance-digest V3 #95 *********************************