From: owner-acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com (acka-finance-digest) To: acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com Subject: acka-finance-digest V3 #72 Reply-To: acka-finance@muppetlabs.com Sender: owner-acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com Errors-To: owner-acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com Precedence: bulk acka-finance-digest Saturday, May 2 1998 Volume 03 : Number 072 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 02 May 1998 08:38:51 -0400 (EDT) From: K2 Subject: Acka: Tidying Up(Approved) All members of the Matress have approved... these action occur. John Bollinger wrote: > Pursuant to rule 1010, I suggest that the Matress surrender its Secret Lab > to the Treasury. > > That happens. > > As a result, the Matress receives A$ 975 from the Treasury, which, according > to R1003, the Matress may not own. According to rule 1010, then, those A$ > are divided among the Matress' members, who consist of: ThinMan. > > Another A$ 50 which at one time belonged to the Matress were previously > divided among ThinMan, but this does not appear to have been harfed, yet.. > > Probably some other org possessions (of other orgs) were also redistributed. > > I give A$ 200 to the Church of the Evil Ballot Stuffer. > > I now suggest that the Matress disband. > > That happens. > > Wheeeeee! > > ThinMan ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 02 May 1998 11:30:26 -0400 (EDT) From: "Gavin M. Doig" Subject: acka: EBS I suggest that The Moral Kiosk use its secret lab to create an Evil Ballot Stuffer in the possession of Koxvolio. I approve of this. Rex Mundi. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 02 May 1998 11:44:12 -0400 (EDT) From: "Ian K." Subject: Re: acka: EBS > I suggest that The Moral Kiosk use its secret lab to create an Evil Ballot > Stuffer in the possession of Koxvolio. I approve of this. > > Rex Mundi. As, unsurprisingly, do I. Koxvolio ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 02 May 1998 19:28:10 -0400 (EDT) From: Eric Plumb Subject: Acka: Fin: Bonus Vote Creation I exchange 4 Swingpoints for a Bonus Vote. - -Hubert The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 02 May 1998 22:45:44 -0400 (EDT) From: Towsner Subject: Acka: Ackan Reserve Financial Report Daily News: The Stock Market rose yet again today. Says Reserve Chair else, "On Monday the Stock Market reform package goes up. If it fails, I'll resign in protest, but if it passes the first thing I'll do under it is trim the market back down to 20, and make sure it stays around there." 20, the markets original value, is less than one sixth of the market's current value. Most of the gain has come from the positivity value, which crossed one hundred on its own today. Stock Market Information: Assuming no futher announcements today, the following information will take affect tomorrow: Current Value: 131.8 Positivity Value:103.1 Activity Value: 28.7 Change Today +6.7 Change in Positivity: +6.5 Change in Activity: +0.2 Activities Today: 15 - -- The Ackan Reserve Financial Report Published by the board of the Ackan Reserve Coming daily since 1998 else...if ELSE...IF Chair, Ackan Reserve ------------------------------ End of acka-finance-digest V3 #72 *********************************