From: owner-acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com (acka-finance-digest) To: acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com Subject: acka-finance-digest V3 #30 Reply-To: acka-finance@muppetlabs.com Sender: owner-acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com Errors-To: owner-acka-finance-digest@muppetlabs.com Precedence: bulk acka-finance-digest Thursday, March 19 1998 Volume 03 : Number 030 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 20:33:38 -0500 (EST) From: Towsner Subject: Acka: Ackan Reserve Financial Report Daily News: In a surprise change today, the Stock Market stayed still. Says one analyst, "Yeah, that's more or less what I expected." Rules and Regulations: The Ackan Reserve Board of Directors released draft of its proposed replacement for the activity value. The draft is several days later than originally promised. Says else...if, "At the moment, the Committee for Blame Reallocation is investigating the matter. They will determine who is responsible, and, if that person should be an unacceptable recepticle for that guilt, they will find who could feasibly be blamed. We expect either a result or an excuse by Saturday." Stock Market Information: Assuming no futher announcements today, the following information will take affect at the beginning of March 20 will be: Current Value: 24.5 Positivity Value: 18.4 Activity Value: 6.1 Change Today: +0.0 Change in Positivity: +0.0 Change in Activity: FROZEN Percent Change: +0.0% - -- The Ackan Reserve Financial Report Published by the board of the Ackan Reserve Coming daily since 1998 else...if ELSE...IF Chair, Ackan Reserve ------------------------------ End of acka-finance-digest V3 #30 *********************************