acka-duels Digest Thursday, November 26 1998 Volume 03 : Issue 280 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: JT Subject: Re: Acka: Bacon Duel (Pol Pot v. Vynd) Date: Thu, 26 Nov 1998 02:05:21 -0500 (EST) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Pol Pot's Actron: Kevin Bacon -------------------------------------------------------------------- Vynd's Actron: Lawrence Fishburne --------------------------------------------------------------------- Duelists have 3 days to accept or challenge the other's actron. Current Scores: ----------------------------- Pol Pot : 0 Gamepoints Vynd : 3 Gamepoints [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty. ] [ It's hard to seize the day when you must first grapple with the morning ] [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] ------------------------------ From: Tom Walmsley Subject: Acka: Duel Challenge (Jenny) Date: Thu, 26 Nov 1998 18:14:12 -0500 (EST) Oh most foul fiend who wishes to be known as Jenny! I, the entity formerly known as Mr. Tambourine Man, have been retained by my good friend and colleague MTM (or Hubert if you will) in an attempt to satisfy a matter of honour. Your foul name games have gone too far now and must stop before the entire structureof Ackan society collapsesdue to there being no more legal names for entities to take. Furthermore my good friend proposes that once he has vanquished you, in all your gender-none-specificness he should have the right to choose your name, which you must take and keep for at least a fortnight. Being, as he is, a man of honour, he also allows you the same privilege should you manage to beat him in some bizarre near miraculous display undoubtedly inspired by some freak mass-quantum-tunelling event. Celia, consider this a challenge. We eagerly await the response of your second. Celia, second to Hubert. -- Tom Walmsley t.walmsley@lineone.net http://website.lineone.net/~t.walmsley/index.html AIM: TGW666 ICQ 2925739 Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston, lausajne estas rano en mia bideo. ------------------------------ From: Eric Plumb Subject: Acka: Duel Response (Hubert) Date: Thu, 26 Nov 1998 18:35:38 -0500 (EST) Hubert! Oh Ye of the most Foul and Unmentionable Name, prepare to be vanquished utterly by the honorable Celia, possessor of more former names than any other Ackanomian! As second to the mighty former Tambourine Man, I wish to inform you that s/he/it (that's a multiple pronoun, not a sed command) accepts your pitiful Conditions and hopes you look forward to being known as Turtle Excrement, Scumchop, JT, or some other equally egregious pseudonym for the next two weeks. I, Hubert, summon you, Hubert, forth to the field of Limericks, where Celia shall grind you beneath eir gingham boots like the insignificant worm you are. Acka will little note, nor long remember what is said here, but the vanquishing of MTM and Mr. Tambourine Man by Jenny and 867-5309 shall be commemorated in the ignominy of the loser for all time. Let the ambiguity begin! -Hubert "Hold me closer, Tony Danza. Count the headlights on the highway." ------------------------------ End of acka-duels Digest V3 #280 ********************************