Ackers wrote (Mar 05, 1997):
Ready for a little bedtime story, kiddies? Good! This one's called, the The Tale of the Big, Bad, Tube Topped Wolf. Gazing at the moonlit night Shining down on the forest bright With not a piglet it his sight The Wolf licked his lips as he set out to find his meal Back to his home for just a quick dressing Leaving without it would be quite distressing With it he felt he had Zeus' blessing He donned his cylindrical vestment and left for the field There he found, to his surprise Two piglet dwellings with a side of fries The Wolf raised his head to the skies And howled a mighty howl for tonight he would feast Stepping to the first strange home He discovered it was not alone But there were actually two in this zone The Wolf smiled thinking "not 2 but 3 piggies...at least." Taking aim at the first of the three Which had three windows, incidentally He drew in a breath, mightily And huffed for all he was worth at the first apartment Finding a piglet inside the rubble The Wolf grinned, but began to stumble As he realized this piglet was in some trouble For his body was missing pieces, quite an assortment But his stomache growled, and not to deny He consumed the piglet nary a batting eye Then picked his teeth with a french fry As he eyed the next apartment he wished to explore Disposing of this dwelling quickly He snatched the piglet, small and sicky And noticed he was kind of prickly He held the missing pieces from the troubled pig before Another bite of scrumptious ham Two piggies down, one on the lam He hurried while the piglet was still canned Inside his brick condo which looked strange to him For when gazing upon it's walls One cannot help but notice all The single bricks as if they might fall But in went the Wolf and tore the piggie limb from limb Laying out under the starry sky The Wolf sighed, his hunger quite satisfied The flesh of three piglets digesting inside He his favorite piece of fabric, cylindrically sewn So if you're a wolf here's my advice Learn from this story which I have devised And you will be pleasantly surprised With a piglet-hunting Tube Top of your own